March 10th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in The Crew

Friday Night Housewarming Party at Mr. Perizzolos!

The big joke was going to be if Dario was actually going to put the heat on in the house, or if he was expecting all of us to warm it for him.

I received at txt from Shaz at 7 that said it was freezing cold, so clearly he hadn’t turned the heat on!

The night turned into a scotch fest, greasy food, singing and dance party.

Self Explanitory
Puke Target

Dario set up a specialty Puke Station for Chad. Thankfully, it was never used.

Dario & Pat

Hey LOOK! It’s our Jewish friend Pat!

Hanging Out
Champions

Chad is not included in the group of Champions.

Darios Bag of Sugar

We found out that night that Dario had become the proud parent of a 10 pound bag of sugar.

The Proud Papa

He is a natural born father.

Chad Practicing

Chad thought he would take a turn holding the Baby.

Burp the Baby

Dario then prepares him for burping.

Burp the Baby

Burp the Baby.

Checking out the Temp.

People were constantly making sure the heat was set to the right temperature.

Singing

Oh no. They have already started.

Brass Knuckles + Taser = Blast Knuckles

I’m sorry. Whats this? Brass Knuckles plus a Tazer??? Is that really necessary?

Chad, Ryan, Pat

We attempted to Curl using rolly chairs. Didn’t work that well.

The Ryan Warner

Pat practicing his best ‘Ryan Warner’.

Scotchy

Chad bought Dario a bottle of Scotch as a housewarming gift.

Chad and Pat

I think I see Chad singing.

Dance Party
Dance Party

This is clearly when we all started to loose our minds.

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Old Man Ciavarro had to sit down for a bit.

Dance Party

Pat and I were givin it hard.

Rapper

This is what I look like when I am rapping.

Dance Party

Uh oh. Is Chad going to dance now?

Patrick
Dance Party
Dance Party

Pat is VERY excited.

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Chad is obviously very embarrassed.

Singing Party
Singing Party
Singing Party

Dario and Pat did some pretty amazing harmonizing as well. We all agreed that it was the best they had ever sounded.

Midnight Potato Skins

We decided to have a 12:01 meat party. Unfortunately there were only 6 of us left, and a lot of meat to eat.

Chad chose potato skins. They looked neuclear.

Getting Lazy
Chow Down

Right after this picture was taken I fell asleep on the couch. Literally.

All the dancing and singing wore me out.

It was a good party. The start of many parties. Darios house is a good party house, I can already tell. All he needs is to get the big screen working.

I’m calling it. Next weekend hockey game is at Darios!

 

March 8th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in The Life of an Italian Wife

Table Top

IT’S MONDAY! I’M ALIVE!

Ok the weekend wasn’t that crazy, and I’m actually not as tired as I thought I was going to be, which is very, very, good!

The apartment is literally a disaster and it is driving me nuts just thinking about it. I need to obsessively clean it.

There are pictures to come, but things need to be organized first, so they will arrive sporadically throughout the week.

Pat is already back in the ‘berta which is LAME, but there’s nothing we can do about that right now.

Chad is home from work today and took my car in to get fixed. It was keyed on Friday night. Not just ‘they ran the key across the door”, but more like ‘they severely dug the key into several spots on the car and grinded out the metal’. Yea, thanks Ass Hats. I love spending $300 to get a my car fixed just for fun.

As for me, I woke up to the bright hot sun, thinking it was Mid-July, and decided to wear flats, no socks, no sweater, and a Spring jacket. Guess what door knob, its 4 DEGREES OUTSIDE! Le sigh. The clouds are now rolling in and I am going to become an ice block. At least Claudia did the same thing.

I just want to be a home body this week.

omg. It is sunny and snowing outside my window now. WTH.

March 5th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in Aimless Banter

It’s Friday.
It’s sunny.
We are on the cusp of a memorable weekend.
And all I can think about is how depressing today is.
The girls at work agree with me.
They are emo too.
We have no idea why.
But today just doesn’t feel all that great.

March 4th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in Aimless Banter

Dark Light

I have spent the entire day writing out tags and I can tell you that right now my hand feels like it is broken. But clearly, it is not broken, because I am sitting here typing to you. Holy Balls does it hurt though. I have written out 81 tags to be exact. Oh yea, plus those 5 I had to re due, so it’s more like 86. 86 mother freaking tags. I don’t think I will be able to hold a pen ever again.

I had to re-wash all the bed sheets yesterday. Not because Chad pee’d the bed, but because he sweated through them. Stress detox = Chad sick. I also had to drag him to Costco and Safeway since we hadn’t been shopping in two months. Kind of needed some food and stuff. He looked like a zombie walking around. He decided it would be a good thing to stress me out even more then I was by asking me 101 questions about Saturdays dinner and what each ingredient I was buying was for and how I was going to make it, and how I should simplify it, over and over and over again. I was about to loose my shit on him, but I had to remind myself that he was sick and I should have sympathy.

Now I have to run back to Costco and pick up some pictures and my Thyroid pills. Just can’t live with out them!

I also need to find some Creme Fraiche.

March 2nd, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in The Husband, The Life of an Italian Wife

Chad has a cold.

This is what he said to me today…

Chad: I have no staying power
  I think maybe I’m going to die
  I hope I have a will
  you get everything
  except my scotch collection
  I want to be buried with it
  you can have the bedroom set
  you’re welcome

Danielle: …

March 2nd, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in The Life of an Italian Wife

Hi There

I went for my first blood test of the year. After months of living with out thinking about Thyroid Cancer, it looks like it’s time to face it again.

I went for a routine blood test today and then in two weeks will have a follow up appointment at the Cancer Clinic. If all goes well I won’t have to do anything more other then blood tests four time a year. If all doesn’t go well I get stuck in a hospital room with some more radioactive iodine again. I’m really, really hoping that doesn’t happen.

The rest of my life will be me not thinking about Thyroid Cancer for months on end, until it’s time for a blood test, then I will stress out about it for a week until I get the results. WOOHOO!

Time to Clean

I didn’t iron anything last night because Chad started to watch Silence of the Lambs and I couldn’t not watch it. I’ve never seen it before and it was about half over by the time I started paying attention. I was half glued to the TV half glued to the back side of a pillow. I thought it was going to be more scary then it actually was.

I experimented with Panko breading again yesterday. We made popcorn chicken and home made french fries. Sooo tasty, other then slightly over cooking the fries. I love Panko breading. Chad wants to make this a weekly tradition because he is now obsessed with it. He tells me it takes like restaurant quality. I guess that’s a pretty big compliment!

Speaking of food, I have a lot of planning to do this week. Darios Housewarming and Patz Birthday Dinner &  Hoopla are both taking place this weekend. Hello stress, insanity, and fun!!! Dario,I am going to go to Costco tomorrow and pick up some appys that have MEAT in them as per Chads request, and I will probably also bring the Bacon Spinach Dip. Patz, I’m still figuring out the Bacon, Pork, Onion theme of your Birthday Dinner. I’m pretty close to having it finalized. SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU BOTH!

Those two are spoiled rotten!

March 1st, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in City Slicker, The Life of an Italian Wife

Well, it’s over, and my tired soul can’t help but be relieved. Nothing disastrous happened. We won our Gold. The city and the country came together like never before, and despite all the naysayers, it was a huge success.

This giant event that occurred for two weeks straight, was probably the most stressful event I’ve ever not had control over. As a resident of this great city, I wanted everything to go off with out a hitch. I can not tell you how many frantic discussions I had with Chad about snow on Cypress, or not doing well on the podium, or protesters making us look like fools on the world stage. I wanted us to suceed so badly that I couldn’t even watch any of the gold medal events because I was so nervous. But now, I can smile with pride, because these truly were Canada’s games.

Here are the last few pictures and stories from this amazing once in a lifetime experience.

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Last week Alicia, Claudia, and I went for dinner down on Robson street while the Canada vs. Germany game was going on.

Claudia wore her Sock Monkey hat. Cutest thing ever!

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There were guys playing drums in the middle of the street.

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We went to Earls and got a table right away, which was pretty sweet.

Out on the Patio under a heat lamp watching the 3rd period.

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We walked around Robson and Granville and were lucky enough to catch Joannie Rouchette skate her short program which they where projecting on the big screen.

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The laser show was also really neat. It was pouring rain at this point and I was soaked.

Saturday was spend quietly.

I realized on Friday night that I am much happier when I am not on the Internet and attached to Twitter and Facebook at the hip. There are just too many stupid people on both networking sites and there are too many things that I read that piss me off. I realized that most of my anger stems from crap I’ve read on Twitter or Facebook. I know too much about people and their thoughts. More then I want to know.

Saturday I turned off the the Internet and the TV and worked away oblivious to the world while listening to Radiohead. It was very nice and peaceful.

Once Chad came home from work we decided to check out the Olympic Torch at night, since Chad hadn’t had the opportunity to see it yet. We headed down there around 9ish and braved the crowds to see the torch. Chad stood there in awe for quite a while. After all the work he has done for the Olympics, all the time and effort hes put in, I could see how proud he was.

The Torch at Night
Golden Olympic Ring

We checked out the rest of the sights in and around the torch. The gold rings were amazing, though my camera would not get a good picture of them.

We decided to go for a drink in Gastown. In no way did I want to brave the disaster that was the downtown core. I’m not a party person at the best of times, and after my relaxing quiet Saturday I really wanted to continue down that path. In reality, it was pretty stupid to go downtown at all. None the less, Chad had to see the torch.

So, we walked down Cordova.

Every place was packed. Every place we thought wouldn’t be packed was packed. Not really all that shocking.

Then we came across this little pub. This was the pub we went to once during the Summer that Chad and I started to date where a homeless man walked by us as we sat on the patio and told Chad he had to marry me. Chad listened. Deightons Well is the name and from the outside it is tiny, and sketchy, but there was a table for two open and they served beer.

We sat down and I instantly became annoying with the chicks behind us. I did not have my party hat or my patients hat on at all during the courseof the evening. The chicks were so annoying I begged Chad to find us somewhere else to sit. Luckily we discovered the bar expanded to the back. The best we could get was a couch, but trust me, it was better then sitting at a broken table with a bunch of drunk air heads.

The rest of the evening was a bust. I’ve never been surrounded by a more annoying clientele. I’ve become a snob in my old age and I just don’t care to hang around overly drunk, super annoying 20 year olds. I want a nice spot in the corner with some dark lightening and good drinks where I can have a conversation. I was in the mood for class and I got white trash.

The waitress for our section was also clueless. I watched her bring the wrong food to 4 different tables, and even when she brought the right food it was wrong and sent back. She totally ignored us and it literally took an hour of waiting for her before we could go home. She tried to charge us for beers she forgot to bring us and was impossible to get a hold of. Not to metion she looked like she was a 15 year old and homeless. I’m sorry, but it was the worst bar I have ever been to. Everything was dirty, the atmosphere was bad and the lighting was horrendous.

Snob Alert. I was just not in the right mood for the evening and was totally turned off by everything.

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Day 59-1

I did not watch the hockey game yesterday, I would have thrown up if I did. Instead I locked myself in the bedroom and watched TV while refolding all my t-shirts and cleaning out the closets. I flicked back every now and then but I couldn’t watch it.

With about one minute to go I decided I was going to watch so that I could see us winning GOLD live. Yea, that was a bust. I’ve never sworn so loudly in my life. Chad thought I had broken things in the bedroom because I started to throw my boots on the ground. Over reaction much? No, I think the perfect amount of reaction.

I ran out to ask Chad what was going to happen next. He said there would be a break and then overtime. I asked him if he was going to watch it, but he didn’t know if he could handle the stress, so I asked him, if I wasn’t going to watch it, and he wasn’t going to watch it, how would we know who wins? He said, ‘You will just know, listen for it outside’.

I flicked back at around the 12 minute mark. Soon after that I heard little kids outside cheering. I kind of ignored it because I didn’t think it could possibly mean anything. Then there was more little kids. I turned the channel and there it was, GOLD.

Talk about relief.

I watched the closing ceremonies at my parents house. I enjoyed them making fun of how our torch didn’t work at the opening ceremonies and how Catriona Le May Doan got to finally light it. That was cute. I liked the way it poked fun at who we are. I was expecting more of a crowd reaction when Shatner, and the Mom from Home Alone, and MJF came out and did their thing. I enjoyed the dancing mounties and beavers and moose. I’m a sucker for Canadiana.

The musical acts where a whole nother story. I assume they chose who they chose because they wanted it to be up beat and fun, but they clearly have no clue which Canadian Bands people ACTUALLY want to see.

 But now it is all over. Now, I can have my husband back. Now I can stop worrying about Spring showing up in the middle of Winter. Now I can get back to all those things I started but didn’t finish two weeks ago. I will miss the Olympics, but all good things have to come to an end. 

 

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