dear job:
work just blows like your mom when she sees the mail man
all last summer i spent working in your office re-naming and organizing a shit load of files
today i get told that all the ‘financial statement’ files are wrong
because i did them EXACTLY the way YOU wanted them done
for 5 years my job has been to create the files i am told to make
so don’t get mad at ME…get mad at the person who told me to make them
if i wasn’t so lacking of money and you weren’t so flexible
i would quit your ass
i hate that i need you…stupid job
can’t i just get paid for talking on msn???
don’t worry…your day will come…and no one will like you anymore
and i will be rich and famous and i wont need YOU



