Archive for July, 2005

where wild things have to go…to disappear…forever

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

so a lot of people say to me…’Smelly you crazy’…and i say – OF COURSE – how boring would life be if i wasn’t crazy…

the weekend that is coming up is the BIG rossi family reunion camp out thing in manning park…all 50 of us (thats just uncles, aunts, and cousins) rent a huge cabin and hangout for like 4 days…

this year i have proclaimed it to be CONCERT T-SHIRT WEEKEND…and all (who want to) must wear a concert t-shirt everyday…why? because its cool thats why!

so while visiting with jacob and alexis we discussed our concert t-shirt weekend plans and what would be ‘acceptable’ as a concert t-shirt…and since we kinda had a limited supply we said it could be anything with band logos on it…

and then we came up with the greatest idea EVER…

back in grade 11 my crazy socails teacher thought it would be rad to show us all the music video to Bruce Cockburns – If A Tree Falls…we all thought it was freakin hilar…one b.c of his clothes and two b.c his name had the word COCK in it…needless to say i kinda liked it and ended up downloading it with a bunch of his other songs…then that kinda died and although i still held bruce close to my heart it was more in an inside joke kinda way…then kinda out of no were earlier this year i got back into bruce, and i asked my crazy rad socials teacher is he had any of his cds (we are cool friends and talk on msn) and he said yea and lent them to me…and so begins the obsession with bruce cockburn…

so alexis told me to make this t-shirt to wear to manning…


i decided to name the tour after the song that started it all for me – IF A TREE FALLS – and all the writing on the shirt has to do with lyrics from the song…

i think i am the only one my age who loves bruce cockburn!

isn’t there ANYONE else out there who appriciates his music???

maybe its just the environmentalist in me who does…or the one who loves his crazy 80s guitar riffs…awww brucikins…

Bruce Cockburn lyrics

MUSICBruce Cockburn – If A Tree Falls

and a girl in the corner let no one ignore her ’cause she thinks she’s the passionate one

Friday, July 29th, 2005

to bed at four…up at nine

alexis use to work at a tree sorting plant thing and i stole here safety goggles and wore them all night

there was no food in the house suitable of a waynes world fest so we went shopping at 9…we bought lots of food…and toilet paper

waynes world was amazing…cept we all wanted to go to bed after the first one since it was so late

everytime there was a good joke jacob and i high fived…
“i watch a lot of TV”
“of course you do…your creative”
HIGHFIVE

waynes world 2 wasn’t as spectacular because we were all falling asleep

alexis went to bed at two and the rest of us stayed due to a large sugar high

we gossiped about family…i get that from my mom

i took some chocolate that i had bought and attacked jacob with it and squished it all over his face…and he had a bad stomach due to the mixture of crap he had eaten and so when i sat on his stomach he started gaging and attempted to puke…on me…but it didnt work

we talked about my clear obsession with bruce cockburn…i stole their cds

i told jacob he looked like hugh grant…he didnt concur
our crap selection of food…chips, chocolate, sour gummies, pop, and hot chocolate – yes even on a friggin hot night like last…

an oscar clip from a great movie
jacob and his woman
in the morning alexis made pancakes…dont they look yummi???
HA

MUSICMisfits – Ballroom Blitz

i see a little silhouetto of a man, scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

tonight i am sleeping over at my cousins house and we are going to watch two of THE greatest movies ever made in the history of uber rad musically charged movies…none other than…

oh wayne and garth…you are my heros…be it when you’re singing to Bohemian Rhapsody or showing new inventions like the ‘suck-cut’ …i applaud you…and with these fine words of wisdom who wouldn’t look upon you as quite their own???

“I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored.”

“Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?
“Are you gonna marry her?” “Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.”
and my favorite…
“A gun rack? A gun rack. I don’t even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.”

this night is going to rock like CRUTIAL TAUGHT at GAS WORKS

MUSICQueen – Bohemian Rhapsody

just slide the hood, its nothing much…you be starsky, and ill be…hutch

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005


rad to the max…

tony and raymi did a podcast and they talked about her book and how she posted pictures of the chicks that bought her book…and they talked about me!!!

dude…this rocks…im excited times 37

37…so whats up with my obsession with the number 37…click row.wav

i heart clerks…and all of kevin smiths movies…

and i just got the wickedest idea to name my clothing line – thirtyseven – whoa

MUSICMatthew Good Band – Radio Bomb

ice cube in a dark drink shines like starlight, the moon is floating somewhere out at sea

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005


just taking the day off to do some work on my fashion portfolio but i thought i would leave you with this interesting purchase i made…the side reads…

hey bigga boy! you wanna be a big hot stud and make all the girls go nuts for you? itsa easy! you just take this bottle of pills and stuff it into the front of your pantalonies like your mamma stuffs a rigatoni. (make sure you stuff bottle in FRONT – not BACK – you no wanna look like you made big cacata in your pants! girls no like that) then you put on lots of gold chains and go to the bar with 10 guys doing the same thing. you look like big italian stallion for sure!

amusing to say the least…

and i just wanted to say a THANKS to Tony for answering my question… i’m not the danielle he talks about…im the smelly danielly!

ok…have a good day…there shall be a very interesting post coming this week about my friend killroy…its killer

MUSICBruce Cockburn – Night Train