so a lot of people say to me…’Smelly you crazy’…and i say – OF COURSE – how boring would life be if i wasn’t crazy…

the weekend that is coming up is the BIG rossi family reunion camp out thing in manning park…all 50 of us (thats just uncles, aunts, and cousins) rent a huge cabin and hangout for like 4 days…

this year i have proclaimed it to be CONCERT T-SHIRT WEEKEND…and all (who want to) must wear a concert t-shirt everyday…why? because its cool thats why!

so while visiting with jacob and alexis we discussed our concert t-shirt weekend plans and what would be ‘acceptable’ as a concert t-shirt…and since we kinda had a limited supply we said it could be anything with band logos on it…

and then we came up with the greatest idea EVER…

back in grade 11 my crazy socails teacher thought it would be rad to show us all the music video to Bruce Cockburns – If A Tree Falls…we all thought it was freakin hilar…one b.c of his clothes and two b.c his name had the word COCK in it…needless to say i kinda liked it and ended up downloading it with a bunch of his other songs…then that kinda died and although i still held bruce close to my heart it was more in an inside joke kinda way…then kinda out of no were earlier this year i got back into bruce, and i asked my crazy rad socials teacher is he had any of his cds (we are cool friends and talk on msn) and he said yea and lent them to me…and so begins the obsession with bruce cockburn…

so alexis told me to make this t-shirt to wear to manning…

i decided to name the tour after the song that started it all for me – IF A TREE FALLS – and all the writing on the shirt has to do with lyrics from the song…

i think i am the only one my age who loves bruce cockburn!

isn’t there ANYONE else out there who appriciates his music???

maybe its just the environmentalist in me who does…or the one who loves his crazy 80s guitar riffs…awww brucikins…

MUSIC – Bruce Cockburn – If A Tree Falls

to bed at four…up at nine

alexis use to work at a tree sorting plant thing and i stole here safety goggles and wore them all night

there was no food in the house suitable of a waynes world fest so we went shopping at 9…we bought lots of food…and toilet paper

waynes world was amazing…cept we all wanted to go to bed after the first one since it was so late

everytime there was a good joke jacob and i high fived…
“i watch a lot of TV”
“of course you do…your creative”
HIGHFIVE

waynes world 2 wasn’t as spectacular because we were all falling asleep

alexis went to bed at two and the rest of us stayed due to a large sugar high

we gossiped about family…i get that from my mom

i took some chocolate that i had bought and attacked jacob with it and squished it all over his face…and he had a bad stomach due to the mixture of crap he had eaten and so when i sat on his stomach he started gaging and attempted to puke…on me…but it didnt work

we talked about my clear obsession with bruce cockburn…i stole their cds

i told jacob he looked like hugh grant…he didnt concur

our crap selection of food…chips, chocolate, sour gummies, pop, and hot chocolate – yes even on a friggin hot night like last…

an oscar clip from a great movie
jacob and his woman
in the morning alexis made pancakes…dont they look yummi???
HA

MUSIC – Misfits – Ballroom Blitz

tonight i am sleeping over at my cousins house and we are going to watch two of THE greatest movies ever made in the history of uber rad musically charged movies…none other than…

oh wayne and garth…you are my heros…be it when you’re singing to Bohemian Rhapsody or showing new inventions like the ’suck-cut’ …i applaud you…and with these fine words of wisdom who wouldn’t look upon you as quite their own???

“I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored.”

MUSIC – Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

rad to the max…

tony and raymi did a podcast and they talked about her book and how she posted pictures of the chicks that bought her book…and they talked about me!!!

dude…this rocks…im excited times 37

37…so whats up with my obsession with the number 37…click row.wav

i heart clerks…and all of kevin smiths movies…

and i just got the wickedest idea to name my clothing line – thirtyseven – whoa

MUSIC – Matthew Good Band – Radio Bomb

just taking the day off to do some work on my fashion portfolio but i thought i would leave you with this interesting purchase i made…the side reads…

hey bigga boy! you wanna be a big hot stud and make all the girls go nuts for you? itsa easy! you just take this bottle of pills and stuff it into the front of your pantalonies like your mamma stuffs a rigatoni. (make sure you stuff bottle in FRONT – not BACK – you no wanna look like you made big cacata in your pants! girls no like that) then you put on lots of gold chains and go to the bar with 10 guys doing the same thing. you look like big italian stallion for sure!

amusing to say the least…

and i just wanted to say a THANKS to Tony for answering my question… i’m not the danielle he talks about…im the smelly danielly!

ok…have a good day…there shall be a very interesting post coming this week about my friend killroy…its killer

MUSIC – Bruce Cockburn – Night Train

dreams are a crazy thing…

sometimes what happens with me is i have a dream about some guy – either someone i know or someone who is famous – and because of this dream that i have its as if it opens my eyes to the posibility of ACTUALLY liking this person…like having a crush…

my dreams are pretty odd sometimes…including the dream that made me in love with David Duchovny…he and his wife shared a bed with me??? odd i know

so anyways one sleepless night last week i finally fell alseep to a dream about Dr. Phil…dont ask…

he was in my room – thats where our therapy sessions took place – and i kept complimenting him on how great a man and father he was…i guess he read into it too much…so once our session is done he writes up a progress report and pins it to the wall over my bed…so i climb up on the bed and start to read it…

i am on my knees reading when i feel him come up onto the bed right behind me – yet i dont freak out or start to become uncomfortable – then i feel him come up right against me and put his hand on my waist – still not freaking out – then he pushes my hair out of the way and kisses my neck – most of you are cringing right now b/c its dr. phil…and so am i thinking about it…but i wasnt in my dream – next thing you know we are making out…

haha oh dear god

just as i am about un-button his shirt (insert barfing emoticon here) some kid runs in and his mother following…we come up with some excuss that gets us off the hook and he leaves…yatta yatta yatta he tells his wife and she freaks out but forgives him but suggests not being my theripist any more…and he doesnt listen…

needless to say he didnt listen and the next week he was back at my house as my therapist…only this time it took place in the bathroom – i have no idea why – and i was just getting out of the shower so i only had a towel on…and this time i thought i would just try and seduce him for fun to see if i could get him in trouble again…but i woke up…damnit!

so because of this RIDICULOUS dream…as i was telling you about before…it opened my eyes to dr. phil and i kinda had a crush on him…that is until i went onto his site and saw his picture…then it was back to reality!

MUSIC -Gary Wright- Dream Weaver

life is all about taking chances and doing things that scare you…

the comments i received on the last post are appreciated and we some what expected. when i took those pictures i was merely going to take a bath and thought that i could intern get some creative photography from it. it was not meant to be sexy or provocative, although i guess its hard not to read that in these pictures. these pictures also have nothing to do with krista and her situation – i took them before it all arose – but i guess if in some way she and you feel that it supports her then i am glad…

one comment though, in which i was expecting, wasn’t left in the comment section but rather in a message to me over msn. my cousin was concerned by them, and i knew she would be. she was paranoid that they would attract creeps and weirdo who would stalk me and do bad things. i completely understand her concern and greatly appreciate it, and maybe i am naive but i am an open individual and feel free to express myself or ‘tell my story’. if you ever catch me on msn you know that you can ask me anything and i will answer…

i am fortunate not to have a boyfriend or someone who can stand in my way of self expression. it is through growing and learning about yourself that one can feel comfortable and confidant in ones body…

the only thing i was afraid of was of someone from my family seeing this. i have a somewhat conservative family both immediate and extended and i know that in seeing this they wouldn’t understand. i am not out to ‘get guys’ or be stupid and ridiculous on the internet. i am here to express myself in whatever form i feel is fit. i am not about to post nude pictures of myself. i have no problem what so ever if other people do it but for me its not my thing. and NO matt…im not doing soft core porn you goof!

i am very thankful for the opportunity that i get to be me on here. sometimes in person i feel so restricted and so self concise of who i am, but on here i feel unstoppable. i am thankful for the people i have met and get a chance to talk to. some people get so concerned when you tell them you have friends which you have never met but talk to online, and i just dont get it. i take caution and take everything in good humor and understanding. i am not about to move across the country for some guy i met online or anything of that nature.

lastly i am thankful to all of you who take the time to visit and comment…and to all of those who actually read this whole long thing of me blabbing…i appreciate each and every comment that is left, in a weird way it makes me feel appreciated…which is all i really wanted.

MUSIC - Wilco – Pot Kettle Black