so…while everyone was waiting oh so patiently for their new Harry Potter book to come in, i was sitting at home waiting for that fateful moment when the mailman would come to my door and leave me with a package of amusement and hilarity…

waiting and waiting…i thought they had forgotten about me…

alas…after a week and a bit it finally came…with an 8 dollar “crossing the bored and i dont like you” crap tax fee thing…my mother was quite annoyed and demanded i tell her why i was buying crap off the internet…i was like MOM IT’S RAYMI…she just doesnt understand sometimes…

i put it to use the second i got it…i couldn’t believe how many emails raymi actually gets…and how bizzare they are…who are these people emailing her???

my favorite email was about someone telling her that if they could be a boob, they would want to be a raymi boob…and it makes sense…you would be famous as one of raymi’s breasts…all that exposure, i’m surprised they dont have a fan club…*mental note….

the two minute drawings are also quite the surprise…your all intensly reading these emails and you turn the page and BOOM…a drawing about the penis monologues…i think i was on the bus when i came across that one…and burst out laughing….oh raymikins…

i bought this book…well…because i thought i would be hilarious…in reading raymis blog for a while and seeing the kinds of things on that i figured this had to be just as good…i also wanted to show raymi that the cool people buy her stuff…and you cant expect to get all the entertainment with out having to pay for at least some of it…even though she only gets 9 bucks out of the whole thing…at least its something!

its so dark…but at least i did something to it…my brothers an ass and didnt help…now alls i need is a banner…good call…

i hate this damn blog background template crap…im so bored with it but every time i try and funk it up i screw it over…GAWD…i think i should get my brother to fix it tonight…yes damn it thats what i will do…and he better help me and make it all snazzy

i bored

i think i’ll take pictures of all the clothes i’ve made and post them…people have been asking me about it…so i should do it…

i should also go and write poetry

lets make a list for today

1. write poetry
2. work on protfolio
3. take pictures of fashion stuff
4. get steven to make blog fab
5. read and take notes for school – SERIOUSLY
6. print out fall school scehdual
7. make feet look pretty

yesterday was my aunts 40th birthday party…i took lots of pictures…just none of her…HA…

mostly i took them of my cousin jacob… as you all know he is my daughter…ok you probably dont know…so read this and you will understand very clearly…and if you dont then this post will make no sense…

jacob is a nut and i love it…we just sit and make fun of my mother all the time…its so great…

he was over saturday fixing the family computer and messing up my moms hair…

jake thinks hes pretty cool with his av’s…”are those new???”
they are ray bands so you know they are expensive…

me…im a dork but we all knew that…we spent a lot of the day reciting lines from our favorite SNL Celebrity Jeopardy episode – the one with french stuart, sean connery, and burt reynolds – turd furguson, ape tit, the big cow boy hat…dear god i dont think i have ever laughed so hard…

alexis…otherwise known as uncle joe…she bought this green shirt because it has stitching by the collar that matched her hair…she looks very foresty…

Anuty porsha and Uncle maverick…otherwise known as Ryan and Emily…ryan and jacob sat and made nerd jokes all day…they are computer nerds…

jake, aunty maggie, and grandpapa…we have an on going joke that my mother is an alcoholic…which is funny because she is the most non drinker ever…anyways…we like to say that she is the drunk in the family…here she is sharing some booze with young children…

anuty maggie you vex me greatlyjake also adopted a son…here she is with him – cousin cristinia – …(this family thing is getting way out of hand)grandmama…actually this is my dad…hes in the mob – apparently – jake took a picture of him 2 seconds after i did and he swearing in that one…oh father…my mom wanted me to take pictures of my aunt since it was her birthday, but i told her that my camera was all full of pictures of jake…she told me to delete them, so i went up to jake and poked him and said “delete, delete’ but he wouldn’t delete…then he said “i’m a read only file”

steven is being gangsta from the west side with his gunin the backyard my uncle and aunt have a forest…we went there for some creativity shots…this has got to be the greatest picture ever…father and daughterEMILYS HOT SHOES…i love them time x infinity…so en fuego

for more retarted family photos click here…they are interesting…to say the least…and you can clearly see who my favorite cousins are…hahah awww

MUSIC - The Beatles – No Reply

I handed out resumes today. It sorta sucked. But I know how to get from Danielle’s house down to the skytrain and find my way around Vancouver all by myself.

Are you proud of me?

I also know how to get to my Aunt’s from Maple Ditch. AND I know how to get from my aunt’s to Danielle’s house. By bumming rides. I don’t trust my driving skills.

Bride and Prejudice is so sweet. Especially because the acting is so bad. It’s almost a relief when they burst into terrible terrible song. They go from really excited wide eyed reactions with dialog to really excited wide eyed reactions in SONG.

GOD it’s so sweet. And that Darcy. Drumming at the end. Pasty faced old-manliness. If anyone in the family meets anyone with the last name Darcy, we’ve decided to introduce him to everyone else in the hopes that someone will marry him. It’s got to happen.

I wore Beck to my Aunt’s along with Danielle. I refuse to wear the limblifter shirt with her, because that’s lame. I tried to explain why it’s lame, but she just doesn’t understand. Beck’s ok, because they’re very different shirts. I can handle that.

I went into a store today, and they were playing “what’ll I do” as performed by Rufus and the McGarrigles. One of my favourite songs and my favourite version of said song. I was singing it all day walking down the street. I didn’t realize how loud I was singing until I was a block away from the store. I tried to stop singing, but I started up again. I’m such a loser.

I used to sing at work all the time at that volume, but no one could hear me above the machines. And half the time, I didn’t know the lyrics. I worked in a greenhouse. I had spiders in my hair. You don’t want to know about that.

On my last day there, I went through almost the entire ‘galore’ album by the cure. I got cut off, though. We got sent home early.

Damn. I love Mint Car.

When my sister sings “lord only knows”, she sings “Emily” instead of Odelay. She also sings “If you give him a ride, sweet Emily will die.” for “Riders on the storm”. She says that everyone is always writing songs about her. Even Pink Floyd.

chainsmoke cancer flashdance asspants

MUSIC – Beck – Debra