yesterday was close to death…ok not really…but it was rainy which is like the same thing…

it was shitting rain i swear

went to the PNE with my cousins cause one of my cousins cousins…right…was doing some tap performance so we thought we would all go to see and walk around and stuff…

the PNE is the fair part of Playland – playland has all the rides and is the expensive one – and it has all the crazy cool stuff like the dog show and wicked stuff for sale and the bizzare parade and all that…so here are some pictures of our day…

little brother steven is a parking guy at the pne…he was on the job and we stole him for a picture

the best part of the pne are the barns with all the farm animals…i took lots of pictures…they were SO cute…

laura is the chicken and her brother luke is the pig…

cotton candy…essential to every fair experience…laura and cristina eating the ever popular mini donuts while watching the parade…this ballon in the parade CLEARLY needs some viagra…sarah rose wanted to go into the haunted house so a bunch of us decided to go with her…we went in a group of 6 – each of us with a partner – and i went with laura…and the whole time she just screemed and screemed even when no one was around to scare us…it was pretty hilar…laura sipping her pina colada…could it be any smaller???at one point i phoned my mom and told her to watch the new because we might be on it – they do a live broadcast ever day during the fair – and as luck has it i was on it front and centre looking like a dork!!!simon and laura being attacked by the lionand by the end of the day we were SOAKING…so we went to dinner in our wet wet clothes…simon…elise…francesca…luke

ok now here comes the greatest pictures…CTV – the TV station – had this booth set up where you could get your pictures taken with your favorite CTV shows…you stand infront of this blue screen and act or whatever and they take your picture…so here are a few…

the crew doing the weather…and you cant even see the weather because there are so many of us…look at our great props too!!!i had to take this picture…because matt and i are in love with degrassi the next generation…i took it to make him jealous…there was also one of dr. phil but i didnt end up doing that one…
simon and i with the local weather girl…i took this to be ironic…because she bugs me and i dont like her…ha…simon and i were being gangsta…and i look like shit…ahh how perfect…john deere and cornor gas

and thats all of our wonderful adventure…for more pictures click HERE…yay this is like the longest post ever…

MUSIC – Beck – Nicotine & Gravy

tarci finally finished my bike…or so i thought…

i asked him to take it apart and re paint it because it was borderline sketchy…so he did…cept he forgot to paint the handle bars…and the breaks sound like someone is trying to kill a dog…

i hate exercising only because i end up feeling like a compete and utter NERD…with my stupid ‘hi i’m exercising’ clothes and my gay ass helmet all pimped out in the bike vest i made…i just hate it…

i think that as i ride by people stare and make fun of me…

but inspite of my feelings i went for a ride…i’ve been so freakin lazy lately so i felt i should…

i went around three blocks and i thought i was going to pass out…i CLEARLY do not exercise regularly…it was retarted…

if i could just ride and ride and know that no one was watching then i would do it all the time…i think i will do it more in the winter because there wont be fruits outside suntanning and staring at people in the streets for no reason…gawd

when i stopped for some water i noticed that dad had put my ‘license’ plate back on my bike…i got it as a kid…one of those things you get in a cereal box were you have you collect so many isbn numbers or whatever and then send in this form and they make you one…its pretty cute and reminds me of being a kid…but it really just adds to me feeling stupid…

someone come riding with me so i dont feel like a complete dork…PLEASE

MUSIC - Our Lady Peace – Clumsy

ahhhhhhhh im frickin bored…

you know when your uber busy and you get all these crazy ideas to do stuff…and you never have the time to do them because your uber busy…and then when you’re not busy you can’t think of anything to do…yea…exactly…

my cousin from the t. was suppost to come over tomorrow but now its wednesday…so i dont know what i should do tomorrow…

we were suppost to have a picnic today but it rained…i was going to invite all you guys but it rained…

you know what pisses me off …people who spell COOL with a K… KOOL… god thats so NOT COOL… im all for being different in your writting styles and spelling things differently but for some reason KOOL just pisses me off…

im really only writing this so that at work tomorrow i have something new to stare at all nerd like because work is so lame and blah…

and nerds will always beat retards…because nerds are cooler and smarter right mike!!!

SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME…

MUSIC - Audioslave – Doesn’t Remind Me

ahh america… i guess i cant say anything bad about you… since lots of bloggers are from down south… but what i will say is dont you have the coolest selection of rad shoes…

the other day Iman and i went down south with some friends to shop for back to school stuff…not that i really needed anything…but you know…

i was in search of some rather rad vans and cons…and by golly i found them…

the shoe fetish is back people…im warning you…

brown and pink checkered vans to say the least… i was dying at the image of their beauty…two of the greatest colours in one shoe!!!
i also purchased myself some REAL chuck taylors this time…as apose to my old fake ones…i know, how sad…and i bought fat laces for them to really pimp them out…i bought matt brown ones…they were way cool too…
then i found a pair i call my ‘hi i skinned a moose’ boots…they are rad to the fuzzy max…i am going to wear them in the wilderness…hopefully the moose’s (is that what they are called) will know that its fake and not eatith me alive…

we also got some pretty cool outfits and what not…but, as expected when shopping, i found THE tackiest blazer EVER…her worn by julie, was made out of UPHOLSTERY fabric…for the love of god what were you thinking??? julie swore her couch was made of the same fabric…so we took a picture just to make sure…i still can’t get over the tackiness of it…dear lord

also went argyle crazy in old navy…i rampaged the place…but who couldn’t for such amazing stuff…I MEAN LOOK AT IT…breath taking i tell you!!!

and i guess i’m not the only one buying shoes…looks like chad found himself a really snazzy pair of flip flops…they are GIGANTIC – clearly…oh you lug…what were you thinking??? at least you got them in a rad colour…i’ll take you shopping and you will pay for my services with beer…i think we have a deal…

MUSIC – Wilco – I’m trying To Break Your Heart