if you can name that song you will win my love…
ok i know i said i wouldn’t blog today but i lied…
all i have to say is go HERE and listen to my podcast with dave…
i sound like a man i tell you…
that or a really big fruit…
have fun with it…LISTEN DAMNIT…and thank you dave…your the raddest times 37
need a clue…
MUSIC – Beck – ….
you know when you try and be nice and you invite your parents to an event because you think it will be nice and they might like the experience…but really your totally wrong and the whole thing just pisses you right off and you wantto smack both of them with some sense of adventure!?!?!? yea…i know that feeling…
last night was dear alexis’ concert jumble of music evening…and those who were to come with me failed and did not come…my mother showed some interest so i thought it would be nice if she came…since alexis is her niece and all…then tarchi found out about it and decided to come aslo…
now them knowing alexis should have some what expected what this might be like…not your typical eve of music…
so we went down and i had written the address down but for some reason had another address in my head…so i am telling them where it is and we cant find it…driving and driving…so finally dad pulls over and parks and mom says that we will just walk and find it…so she plugs $4 into the meter which gives us only an hour and we walk…
HA…then after 10 minutes of not finding the place smelly pulls out the addy and realizes they are on the wrong street…SUPER…so mom gets pissed that we just wasted 4 bucks…and dad gets all annoyed and smelly is pissed because they are pissed…not good
so we get to the joint and moms all sketched out by the lack of cleanliness and dads annoyed…i dont remember why…i think because of the beer…and smelly – being ms. sensitive when it comes to the parentals – is just annoyed at their lack of acceptance to strange places…
so i find alexis and she is wearing her ‘donna summers disco nightmare’ dress with sparkly things every where and shes eating her chinese food and talking to us…and there are people everywhere and no ones paying attention to anything, nor do they know whats going on…
alexis and her friend get up on stage and play…but no one is paying attention…moms freakin out because there is a guy with a mohawk sitting behind her..
.alexis was done on the piano and people start to clap which then made everyone else realize that it had started…so they shut up
the people who played were good…except all i could do was sit and stare at the guy infront of me who looked exatly like matt stone…even the hair…
so we were there a total of like an hour and dad wanted to leave …and i felt like shit because i was there for alexis and her friends but i had to leave with them because smelly had no other way of getting home…
alexis told me today that it was awesome last night and that after i left all the good stuff happened…
and thats what i get…try and be nice to the parentals and they shaft you…i should have just gone by myself…i hate it when you invite someone somewhere and the whole time they just sit there annoyed and you feel like you have to entertain them…gawd…
MUSIC – Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know
dad wanted to come with me to get fabric downtown…he wants me to make him a cover for his tool box…its going to be way snazzy…i bought red leatherette and some asain dude was trying to fight me for it…but i bought the whole roll so he got none…shows him whos boss… 
black and white pictures always make everything look super snaz…if i took colour pictures these would look really boring…dad was driving and i was shooting… 
my dads name is hard to pronounce…well only for non italian speaking peeps…its Tarcisio – but you say the ‘ci’ like ‘chi’…so its said tarCHIsio…if that makes any sense…i call him tarch or tarchi instead of dad…its more classy… 
my moms name is Emanuela…just the way it sounds…i call her Eman…you know after the modle – david bowies wife…Iman…just spelled differently…our parentals gave us simple names becuase no one knew how to say theirs when they grew up…except people think my name is daniel and not danielle…. 
tonight i am going to alexis’ concert at the marine club…i was suppost to put an ad for it on here but no one who reads this blog lives here…but if your interested click HERE and scroll down until you see the bizzare poster…word 
MUSIC – Soft Cell – Tainted Love (its going to be alexis’ wedding song)
i am in love…
i have found the one i am meant to be with…
i went shopping with matt yesterday and saw the love of my life…just sitting there…not paying attention to anyone or anything…just fuzzy, and pink, and plaid…i clutched my heart and gasped at the beauty….
all i have to pay is $150 and those amazing burberry ear muffs are mine…
they looked so delicate upon my flowing locks covering my dainty ears…
and for $225 why not also get the matching cashmere fringe scraf…orgasmic….i am so in love with burberry …
matt went to value village and found so much stuff…including Pringle of Scotland sweaters AND a Burberry shirt….SO jealous…its the fashionist in me…
downtown…where else would us class act people shop??? 
matt and i dressed classy as to make all the people think we were rich when we went into the expensive store…matt wanted to pose like he was a nerd…
i’m a perv…get use to it…notice the fake burberry purse i am using – purchesed that baby in new york…i love it to death…
i bought earings and music….sooo good…and yes i had to endulge myslef with some bruce cockburn…NERD ALERT – also on the list…Beck, Grandaddy, Oasis…and the free Seeds CD
ahhh good tunage for the road…matthew good…
oh star wars…you gave us such a crazy crazy night…
all started out good …went to the local supermarket and picked up a good portion of bulk candy and salsa – movie musts – then what would turn out to be not enough alcoholic beverages…and popped in the first star wars pretty early (i should make it clear that we watched 4,5,6 – my cousins do not support the first three)…i remembered a bit about from it but not much and alexis had to constantly explain it to me because i was NOT paying attention…
the first movie went on pretty smoothly…i – knowing nothing mind you – told alexis that i thought leia should seduce darth…she laughed her head off…well whatever…i would have seduced him…
emily came home in time for the second one and suggested a star wars drinking game since we had all the booze…we were down…so she went on the net and found us a nifty game with antics such as…
- someone has a bad feeling about this
- it’s their only hope
- luke whines
- people kiss
- leia insults someone
- han brags about the millennium falcon
- twice if its in hyper drive 
jake and i also had a beer chugging contest which was really not smart…because we had eaten so much crap…and then drinking beer fast…dear god that was really really gross…
then emily’s other half and his brother came over and watched it…i was half passed out on the floor so i dont remember much of the movie…i was also getting bored so i figured i would stick things up jakes shorts…then he grabbed a handful of gummies and stuck it down my shirt…so i grab a hand full and put them in his pants…we were both on the floor hysterical for like and hour…we were smacking eachother with an empty pop bottle… 
after the movie we were too drunk and tired to watch the third one so we put that off until the 
next morning…jake and peeps played the piano and sang really really loudly…alexis and i comp’ed it up…we were cooler…
then peeps left and alexis went to bed so jake, kari, and i went on my msn and talked to people…mikey was up so we webcamed with him…and then voiced it up…we sang but he didn’t…well except for the sponge bob songs…ehh…then we sent him lots of pictures of jake so hes going to blog about him soon…HE BETTER… 
mikey left at about quarter to 4 – his time – so we went to bed…well more like we all passed out in his parents room because it was right there…we woke up at 7:30 ish because jake had to go pee…and so we stayed up…and boy did we feel gross…that was kinda the theme this weekend…
alexis got up shortly their after and we all showered – together – NOT…gross…geezz…alexis made tea and we cleaned up our big mess…
eventually we got our acts together and sat down for the final star wars movie…because that was the point of the weekend, although it seemed that we almost forgot that point…and aside from alexis’ critizim of like every scene…i have to admit…that i actually enjoyed them…like i would like to watch them again by myself with out alcohol and people talking every five seconds
just so that i can know whats going on more…but you know…it wasn’t all that bad…final say – hans solo is SO HOT, and luke is the biggest dork ever…but i would rather do him then the emperor…unlike alexis
after that we went to the mall to visit kari at work – she left earlier – and we ate sandwiches…they were good…
alexis and i drove into town and i went home…and i thought it would only be proper if i sat down and watched spaceballs…so i did…the perfect ending…
more pictures you say??? – here you go
p.s. photo albums on the side are being set up properly…for your easy access into my life
MUSIC – Grandaddy – Stray Dog and the Chocolate Shake (it was really really stuck in our heads)
