but she crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same, and now I know

went to a family birthday party tonight ...it was darios sister tanias 15th birthday although i swear shes 20... we took really goofy pictures with our cameras...dario has a digital but it only holds like 2 pictures because he needs to get a bigger memory card...tania and i made him eat lemons...peel and all...

i asked him to write this post with me...

Tanias bday

So tonite it was my little sisters 15^th bday! And up until 5:30 pm tonite I couldn’t remember how old she was turning! Am I not the greatest older bro in the world or what?!

So yeah Smelly arrived in hot boys truck, apart from her parents which would be a first. I was standing at the door ushering in people, when I see this truck pull up. I couldn’t ficure out who the hell it was…. Until Smell Dawg poopped out. Then it dawned on me…. Hot boy not only has a bike… he has a truck too!

So the nite began rather boringlyliylyily. The conversation jumped back and forth between different people and subjects. Theres something about 16 italians crammed in a room that wasn’t made for 16 italians that just gives it… a squished feeling. im not the smallest of guys and my bro is slightly bigger, and we had to sit side by side on the same side of the table as my dad, grandpa (both not small men) and one of my aunts. It was rather…not-comfy.

So we had pasta….. please no Italian stereotype jokes as I have heard them all, as has Smelly… It was a rather uneventful night…until we broke out the cameras! Then my sister dared me to eat a slilce of lemon, peel and all…Being the natural idiot that I am I accepted, with nothing in it for me… it was tasty but it left my mouth all dry and sticky.

Have you ever wondered sometimes why it is you do things that you know leaves you no further ahead than if you hadn’t done it? That’s where im at right now. I eat a lemon and now every time I swallow I have this taste of lemon in my mouth.

Who else HATED the lemon candies as a kid? I DID! So now im wondering why the hell I ate that lemon! Am I that retarded?! Do I crave putting my stupidity on display for the world to see? Or is it that I am SO messed up that I have absolutely no idea what I am doing? The latter sounds about right to me. And you know what? ITS NOT MY FAULT! I blame society. Its just so much easier that way. With so many idiots walking the streets these days its impossible to prove me wrong.

Like im in an autocad for dummies course at capilano college… waste of time! We all know the joke “ guy starts program, program says hit any key, and the guy looks around and asks ‘wheres the any key’” well some complete ass actually asked that! Is it any wonder im the way I am?! Is it any wonder that any of have periods of time when we look back and have to question what the fuck we were thinking? No. we all have those morons who take upon themselves to lower the iq of everyone around them by exponential amounts to thank.

And so I end this blog as such: THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLES!

wow...dario...that was...um...stunning...i mean...stunning...iloveit!!!

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