went to a family birthday party tonight …it was darios sister tanias 15th birthday although i swear shes 20… we took really goofy pictures with our cameras…dario has a digital but it only holds like 2 pictures because he needs to get a bigger memory card…tania and i made him eat lemons…peel and all…

i asked him to write this post with me…

Tanias bday

So tonite it was my little sisters 15^th bday! And up until 5:30 pm tonite I couldn’t remember how old she was turning! Am I not the greatest older bro in the world or what?!

So yeah Smelly arrived in hot boys truck, apart from her parents which would be a first. I was standing at the door ushering in people, when I see this truck pull up. I couldn’t ficure out who the hell it was…. Until Smell Dawg poopped out. Then it dawned on me…. Hot boy not only has a bike… he has a truck too!

So the nite began rather boringlyliylyily. The conversation jumped back and forth between different people and subjects. Theres something about 16 italians crammed in a room that wasn’t made for 16 italians that just gives it… a squished feeling. im not the smallest of guys and my bro is slightly bigger, and we had to sit side by side on the same side of the table as my dad, grandpa (both not small men) and one of my aunts. It was rather…not-comfy.

So we had pasta….. please no Italian stereotype jokes as I have heard them all, as has Smelly… It was a rather uneventful night…until we broke out the cameras! Then my sister dared me to eat a slilce of lemon, peel and all…Being the natural idiot that I am I accepted, with nothing in it for me… it was tasty but it left my mouth all dry and sticky.

Have you ever wondered sometimes why it is you do things that you know leaves you no further ahead than if you hadn’t done it? That’s where im at right now. I eat a lemon and now every time I swallow I have this taste of lemon in my mouth.

Who else HATED the lemon candies as a kid? I DID! So now im wondering why the hell I ate that lemon! Am I that retarded?! Do I crave putting my stupidity on display for the world to see? Or is it that I am SO messed up that I have absolutely no idea what I am doing? The latter sounds about right to me. And you know what? ITS NOT MY FAULT! I blame society. Its just so much easier that way. With so many idiots walking the streets these days its impossible to prove me wrong.

Like im in an autocad for dummies course at capilano college… waste of time! We all know the joke “ guy starts program, program says hit any key, and the guy looks around and asks ‘wheres the any key’” well some complete ass actually asked that! Is it any wonder im the way I am?! Is it any wonder that any of have periods of time when we look back and have to question what the fuck we were thinking? No. we all have those morons who take upon themselves to lower the iq of everyone around them by exponential amounts to thank.

And so I end this blog as such: THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLES!

wow…dario…that was…um…stunning…i mean…stunning…iloveit!!!

MUSIC – Genesis – Land of Confusion

laura and i got invited to this really snazzy halloween party in north van by one of the chiquititas we go to school with…its pretty rad because she is known for her halloween parties…im pretty sure she is anyways…

she gave us all secret envelopes that had invetations and tickets in them…all like professionaly done and stuff…

the only thing that sucks is you can’t bring anyone…

you can only get into the party if you have a costume and a ticket…laura and i have no idea what to dress up as…

halloween is always really big in the fashion department at school…we always dress up and have a party at lunch and stuff…we are fashion designers so really its any excuse to dress up all crazy like…

last year laura and i went as 80s prom queens…really it was just so we could wear the crazy tacky dresses and jewllery…

this year i had an idea that laura could dress like me and i could dress like her…which would mean she would have to wear preppy cloths from the 90s and i would have to go into my closet and pick 10 random things and put them on…only problem is no one would know who we are…

i need ideas for this year…what the hell am i suppost to be???

MUSIC – Bush – Machinehead

i is in class right now…doing a whole lot of nothing…in a group for a project but yours truly is done her part so she gets to sit here…which isn’t such a horrible thing but i would rather be working on somthing…i have been doing a whole lot of nothing lately that i almost want to be givin homework…i can’t believe i just said that…

these are pictures i took of my cousin wearing a couple of my garments…i needed pictures for my portfolio and so i couldn’t be in them…shes the only know who is close to my size and would fit the clothes…the pictures look pretty snazzy…i would love to get into fashion photography but thats a whole other thing of school…i’m listening to a whole lot of beck right now…im in love with Midnight Vultures…its so good…i listened to my brother metallica cds last night but they weren’t very good…i guess im just not into long periods of musical hard rock instrumental parts…

the great thing about thanksgiving is all the left overs that you eat for the rest of the week…we didn’t have good left overs tho b/c we had HAM and NOT TURKEY…i was mad b/c what the heck..who eats HAM for thanksgiving…and i hate ham…so i got lots of veggie left overs which really is fine by me…i like veggies better anyways…but i miss left over turkey sandwiches…

i love cristinas back yard…it’s like half forest and you can take so many amazing pictures there…i really really love photography and should really get into it somehow…my anut didn’t even recognize cristina when she saw these pictures…shes just so cute!!!

MUSIC - Beck – Nicotine & Gravy

happy thanksgiving to all you canadians…why is it that americans and canadians dont share the same thanksgiving date??? i never understood that…not that i went into great lengths to find out…

since last thanksgiving many things have happened..not all good…but i guess i am truly thankful that they happened because they have led me to where i am in my life right now…

yesterday hot boy and i went for a walk around buntzen lake…we stopped off for some timmy hos – very canadian of us – and then headed off to the forest…

we are both lovers of the out doors and had an awesome time walking…they have a dog park there we saw so many cute little pooches…hot boy wants a dog but he doesn’t think his parentals would be into that too much…i think he should get one anyways, that way we could go camping and stuff and bring the dog and it would be so much fun…

when we headed off onto the first trail there was this huge ship wreck in the lake which totally confused us…then we remembered that they were filming a movie there so it all made sense…

thankfully it wasn’t raining and not too cold either…there were quite a few hikers and dog walks but not uber busy…

at the end of the one trail we came across the set of the movie but there was no one around which we thought was odd…i mean we could have stolen anything…i have no idea what they were filming but it looked kinda native or something…we walked around and i took pictures and then 10 minutes later some guy gets out of a truck and yells at us not to touch anything…which we weren’t…so hot boy yelled back at him…

the whole trail took us about 2 – 3 hours to walk but it was so nice…i have always wanted to go to buntzen lake but have never been…even thought its like 20 minutes from my house…when i got home i was slightly late for thanksgiving dinner part 1 and everyone wanted to know where i was and what i had been doing…family can be so snoopy when you have a new hot boy…

i was so tried i could barely eat and walk…i could have gone to bed at 6…thats what you get for rarely excersising…im so thankful for my hot boy…

MUSIC – Elton John – Tiny Dancer

you never told me the concert was out doors…

but its ok beacuse we bought home made bread…

it was slightly cold and i looked like an eskimo…

and matt was intrested in maple ridge for it was his first time…you were all wet from walking with three instruments but you still looked beautiful…
here you are…”Calamity Jane and the Better Luck Next Times”and dave looked quite good in his motorcycle attire…
the grass was blue that day i tell you…

MUSIC - Paul Simon – Call Me Al