Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up

last night was the birthday fiesta of someone i have known my entire life…someone who makes me laugh and is usually the riot of the party…someone who can resite lines from any simpsons episode and who use to spend all his money on candy…someone who will out eat you and out drink you any time of day…someone who looked 20 at least five years ago…none other then DARIO!!!

he use to have a blog a long time ago…some of my old school readers may remember that…


dario and i were buddies back
when we were not even born…thats how long we have known each other…our mothers were best friends and as kids we did a lot of stuff together…i think we are even actually related somewhere down the line…

so last night was his family birthday party which we have attended every year for the past 20 years…it was rather tame and lacking in spunk…but that was until i showed up with my camera…

after the typical dario birthday dinner which consisted of home made salami…cheese assortments…and home made polenta (omg could we be more italian) we pulled out all the stops and watch JACKASS the movie…it was hilar…except for the paper cut part…i just could not watch that…

then it was time for some good music and watching him and my brother play way lame games on the net…his sister tania and i went through his cd collection and found none other then – The Spice Girls, Britany Spears, and Destanys Child…it was quite scary…so we knew we had to play them…

we also eat gummie bears because of dario and his candy obsession which has sadly died down over the years…

but then i got way bored so i stuck on some backstreet boys and put on darios clothes and danced around…tania stole my camera and took pictures of the events…

after that it was definitly time for some outside park action…

darios the king of the world…dario and tania…it was war…i wonder who won???their faces underneath…
if it wasnt for the vest we wouldn’t be able to see where he was peeing…

ahh dario dario…so many memories…so many nights spent talking about matt good on msn…LOL…so much candy consumption…nights at the gym…driving into a chained fence…early morning text messages…getting my cousin pregnant and eloping to vegas…breaking our basketball hoop…and the list goes on…

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY…hahaha im still OLDER…and thats a good thing!

MUSIC - Juvenile – Back That Ass Up

whats so civil about war anyways???


War! huh good God What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Listen to me?

today is rememberance day…a day to remember all those you fought in wars…so make sure you take a moment to rememeber and be thankful…tony made a good post today too…chad as well…

my dad and i went down to the cenotaph at confederation park today to watch the parade and the ceremonies…we didn’t stay long though because it was raining like you wouldn’t believe and i was frozen to the bone…thats what you get for having no body fat…damn coldness…

it was moving tho…to see all the firemen and policemen in their uniforms matching…and the bag pipes and all that…

last night i tagged along with the parentals and went to some pub night fund raising event…my dad didn’t think i could beat him in drinking a pint…but i proved him wrong…he was kinda blown away by that…

i won free beer too…the canucks game was on and they called out the player i had picked…which got yours truly another pint all to herself…everyone cheered and i felt special!

then the waitress spilled it all over the table and my dad and me and everyone…we felt bad… it sucked…but i got my free beer none the less…

hot boy came too…but late…i swear it takes that boy an hour to do anything…everyone left and he came and then the parents left…so we stayed another hour and drank…and then we saw his old boss and chatted with him…

my dad hates this picture…but i love it…typical us…can you tell i am a daddy’s girl???

SUSAN GOT A BLOG!!! READ IT!!!

MUSIC - Guns n’ Roses – Civil War

if there was a problem yo I’ll solve it …check out the hook while my dj revolves it

i dont know how many of you have seen the VH1 show STRANGE LOVE…but you should seriously watch it…its totally bizarre… Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav from the Surreal Life are on it and if you dont know you should read here

so anyways…i was talking to one of my friends about the one and only Vanilla Ice and i was trying to convince her on how cool he was…HA…and that i would totally date him for my amusement and for the amusement of others…

she suggested we be the next ‘couple in love’ on Strange Love…i totally agreed with here…
a good little italian catholic school girl and a bad
ass white trash 80s rapper…could it get any better???

i know all the words to Ice Ice Baby and i know his dance moves too..yes that may be embarrassing to admit…but i heart my vanilla boy…so you can all go a head a
nd make fun of me…
but those who know me best know how i like to pretend to be gangsta ever so often…i had corn rows at one time too…

ever second word is a variation on ‘shizzle’…and you know i say WORD a lot…and love to insult your momma…

humm…maybe our love wouldn’t be so strange…white ghetto folk???but i think im a bit classier then v-to-the-ice…

i know vanilla ice is totally not cool and liking him is even worse…but sometimes you just cant help yourself…hes kinda hot…im sorry to say…

MUSIC - Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby

before you’re pointed at me there is a possibility…

well this morning is the first morning that my legs do not kill me from the walk on sunday…

i have been busy finishing up my portfolio which is why i haven’t posted in like a day…ha…but it gets handed in today so that all done and done…

so with this past weekend of blogging coolness and everyone calling me SMELLY – of course – i just want to make it clear that it is the good smelly kind and not the bad smelly kind…

tony can tell you that this is true…just check out his photo essay from the concert…

the whole story behind me being smelly is basically JUST a nickname i got in elementary school…not because i actually smell…but because it rhymed with danielly…

you can ask chad too…he says i smell like hair…and i have no idea what that means…

but serisoulsy…ask anyone from this weekend and they will only say that i smell good…well they better say that…

why is it when people say things are smelly its automaticaly assumed to be bad…i think i need to change that…things that are smelly are just smelly…its not specifically bad…

someone emailed me because he had read my blog and thought he had seen me at some school but didn’t want to go up to “me” and ask if “i” was smelly…in case it wasn’t me and the person got offended…i said he should have anyways…

so i say power to the smelly people…we are killer cool…

AND mike has some pictures on his Buzznet account…so check them out…i have my mouth open in way too many pictures…and im sure you can all think of some cheeky rude comments to add to them…

im such a dork…

MUSIC311 – Dont Traed On Me