friday night plans got cancelled and the parentals were planning to ride there bikes around the seawall so i called up d-unit and we took off in the big silverado down to the water…

it was super nice out and not that hot so the ride was good…

i was telling dario how in austalia the seagulls are like half the size as the ones here which makes them 10 times cuter cause things that are small are cute…then he tells me this…

“they hold a whole new significance to me…on the job site when a hot chick walks by on the street you hear SEAGULL being shouted all around the jobsite, and if shes especially hot we make gull sounds…as best we can anyways” …well then…

people kept passing us on the seawall and i was right behind dario when these two chicks ride past us and i look at them…then i ride up to dario and im like ‘did you just see that???’ and hes like ‘omg’…these two chicks had more armpit hair then we have ever seen…it was almost unbelievable…like maybe it was their actual hair just caught under there armpits…but no it was not…

it didnt take us long to ride around the whole thing and it was an easy ride…after the biking we went for ice cream and dario being dario had to taste the garlic ice cream which he then regreted…but i laughed at him…hahaha

…actually give me a motorcycle instead…

i just had a shower and am sitting here im a towel…its quite refreshing…my window is open but its not too windy…

so i have decided that all boys worth dating need a good kick in the ass…slap across the face…and a lesson in what the hell we want from them…because really they are obviously clueless…and each girl is different so it is important to guide them in the right direction…

i dont want a pansy ass tho…someone who will take all the shit i give them and not react to it…no i want someone who will take but also give it back…cause its no fun to just sit there calling them an ass hat…i need someone who will call me an ass hat back … then we can sit and have beers and be ass hats together…

hugs are important…and boys need to remember that…sometimes a simple hug can fix everything…and sometimes a hug and new jewelry can fix everything..

boys also need to be thoughtful too…cause thats what makes us fall inlove with you…unless we are purly in it for the money…in that case buy us stuff…and lots of it…

and anyone whos says looks aren’t important is just kidding themselves…cause seriously are you going to make out with someone you think is ugly…hell no…

i totally look like an ass hat in all of these pictures…doesnt it just want to make you date me???

dating is overrated anyways…

HA

ahhh…a night of nice outfits, betting on horses, drinkin beer and being classy…thats what i call a friday night…

me and c and s headed down to hastings race track last night to test our chances at winning…and we did not so bad…shaz totally beat the crap out of chad and i but then again she knew what she was doing and we had no friggin clue…

we started by picking horses purely on the coolness of their name…and we lost…so we tried picking horses by their odds…and we won…then we did a combination and got cocky and we would have won somewhat big but chad didnt listen to me and bet on the wrong thing so we didnt win as much as we could…tho we were only betting 2 bucks a pop…

shaz was crazy good and was winning all this money and chad and i just sat there and were like WTF…shes the master…we need to learn from her…

the view from the stands is friggin amazing beacuse you get to sit there and look at the mountains and its so beatiful and makes you love the city 100 times more then you already did…and aside from the crazy old asian dudes the fart behind you and smoke crazy smelling cigars its a pretty sweet place to spend your time and your money…

humm…i wonder what i will be doing next friday night…

p.s. thanks shaz for the pictures cause my damn camera sucks!