psst…there is a gathering at the mountain shadow this friday night…think of it as a christmas eves, eves, eve party…with beer…so you better be there…even tho its kinda short notice…it doesnt matter…come anyways…i think someones going to dress up in a santa suit or something…should be interesting to say the least…

oh look! its mr. darcy is he not the dreamiest ever???

it is important to remember that in a whirl wind of obsessions there must always be a few constants…otherwise i would be the most retarded person ever…and even though it is arguable that i am, i beg to differ…

so through my wild admiration for famous men here and there, there will always be a handful to whom my heart will forever be attached…those in person and on screen…those who go on trips and bring you back pebbles and LV catalogs…those who spit water in your face when you’re having a nice moment…those who insist on making fun of you every chance they get…and those who jump into lakes at the back of their estate only to emerge and be seen by the one they secretly love and become completely embarrassed…

how beautiful they all are…

which then brings me to one of my most favorite conversations ever in a movie…

i have a headache from all the nail polish on my toes…not matter how hard i try i always end up covering half my toes when i paint them nails…it never fails…

which reminds me…that i need to buy new underwear…all the pairs i have are either not cute or falling apart…and it doesnt help when a string from the elastic is sticking out of my pants and people decide to pull it until it becomes a huge ball of elastic and thread in their hands…

which reminds me…i had a dream last night that i had a huge crush on jan bulis and i won this chance to go hang out with the canucks and i got to pick a canuck as my pal for the day or something so i got so excited and i yelled ‘I WANT CUE BALL BULIS’ in front of everyone…i thought he was so dreamy…tho in reality his head is really too big for his body but that scar on his lip is soooo sexy…i dont know why…so we hung out and i tried to woo him with my girlish charm…but then apparently i had a boyfriend and he was there too and he got all jealous so i had to leave jan and go find him…damn boyfriends getting in the way of true big headed scared lip hockey love!!!

so the hockey game was on…and we were all watching it…and then the Jon Lovitz Subway commercial comes on and i get all excited and some ASS SOMBRERO grabs the remote while laughing evily so i attack him and the bastard mutes it JUST as my favorite part comes on…so mad…thats the look i gave him…but more evil…last night there was a hella wind storm and a half…i woke at up 3 cause there was all this noise and my parents were running up and down the stairs cause stuff was falling off the house and making noise and it was quite bizzare…the city is pretty much a disaster today and tons of people are with out power…but im not cause im just that cool…im going to see patz new place today and give him his Christmas/Hanukkah/House Warming presents and we are going to go to the gigantic liquor store to buy sctoch…for my dad…because apparently you cant buy his favorite scotch at a regular liquor store…its just the special…the knower of all things scotch is convinced that i wont be able to find it but i am here to prove him wrong…
i have this hankering to sit and watch all the rockys one after the other all day long…excpet i dont own any of them…i think im going to wait until number 6 is out on dvd and hopefully they will come out with some tacky box set and then im going to buy it and watch rocky get worse and worse through the collection…its going to be amazing…but only cause hes so typically italian…

Reporter: Where did you get the name, “The Italian Stallion”?
Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.

CLASSIC

i have my one and only final tonight…but i really cant bring myself to study for it…i have spent the past 3 hours in bed just cause i dont feel like moving and my room is ridiculously cold right now and my bed is the only thing keeping me warm…i think im done all my christmas shopping…found some good stuff last night on a random outing so i think everything is done and paid for…well almost paid for…and now all i have to do is wait for some stuff to come in the mail and the rest is gettin made by me and then i get to give it out and hopefully get smiles in return…tho im pretty sure theres going to be at least one gift thats going to be returned…cause really i bought it more for myself and i dont think its going to be liked…hahaha ohhh well…id list all the gifts i bought but then people would read and know and there would be no surprises so you’re gonna have to wait until after christmas…honestly…who pours beer into a tiny glass…i swear…ehh anyways i should go study…YAY small business essentials…not