dear gaping face wound,

hi…

umm would you mind PLEASE leaving my face today???

you see i have a big date tonight at a really fancy italian restaurant and the last thing i want is a gaping face wound for the world to see…how will my date know how much i appreciate the dinner and everything with you being there??? i’ve been really nice to you and given you everything you want so can you please leave…with your parting gift??? it would be most appreciated by myself and everyone in the restaurant…but mostly by myself!!! i need smooches and with you around theres just no chance of that happening…so please…do me this one favor and LEAVE…

you have 6 hours and counting!

thanks!!!

Danielle

so im walking towards the bathroom and i see this girl i know…

she starts to chat with me as i enter the bathroom doors…

she continues to chat with me as i enter the stall…

im sitting there…in the stall…doing what you do in a bathroom stall and she continues to ask me questions and what not…

the whole time i am thinking to myself…wtf can you stop talking to me im in the bloody stall!!!

anyways she would not shut the entire time…i was quite annoyed…

i mean you go to the bathroom for piece and quite…not to have awkward conversations in a bathroom full of people sitting on the toilet doing your business…

it was like a seinfeld episode…

most akward thing ever…

LET ME PEE IN PEACE…

i have a cold sore

thats right a cold sore

so effing gross

someone get rid of it for me so i can make out with boys again

it never fails that at some point during the school year i become totally depressed with every aspect of it…the thought of doing homework and getting up early and being somewhere i don’t want to be takes over…i become obsessed with wanting to stay home and will conveniently try to come up with excuses not to go…but being that this is my final and most important semester i don’t think i will be able to pull that one off…

i don’t mind so much the morning classes because i know that i will get off early and be able to get home early…but today…and the fact that i have a night class…makes me want to cry…

i know i must seem like the biggest baby but it happens every year…and im sure the crappy weather and winterness adds to it…as well as the fact that the funness of christmas is over too…

but i will get through it…just like every year…i just wish i get over it soon…

I went down to the river and ate a goat
I went down to the river and ate a banana
I went down to the river and the goat ate a banana
I went down to the river and ate that goat

(i cant take credit for the lyrical genius which is this song)

feelin kinda blah

after a weekend of highs

im on a low

the couch would be so much nicer if it wasnt just me cuddled on it