Monthly Archives: February 2007

its valentimes day…YAY

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well since its the day of love i figure i should make a list of things i love…
  • after eights
  • sheep
  • checkered vans
  • buying deli meats
  • text messages
  • zack morris
  • mr. turtle
  • pretty hair
  • the feeling right after a big test
  • steakhouse salad
  • midnight visits
  • dinner parties
  • tossed salad
  • hand sewing
  • farms
  • cuddles
  • anything british
  • bling
  • pretending im a wife
  • subway commercials with jon lovitz
  • fuzzy blankets
  • the nanny
  • pictures
  • the first name primo
  • pretty boys
  • thick black rectangle glasses
  • guinness
  • long shirts
  • grease and i dont mean the movie
  • boys pj pants
  • first kisses on patios
  • being told youre missed
  • classy dinners
  • fuzzy stripped sweaters
  • meat swords
  • kiwi fruit
  • yellow robots
  • beck
  • black leggings
  • presents
  • being organized
  • new clothes
  • white cream sauce
  • flat shoes
  • quick responses
  • food
  • hot tattoos
  • well written words
  • italian last names
  • dark wood
  • clever jokes
  • bocce balls
  • lyrics
  • the wild boar
  • love
i should stop cause i could go on forever…

i found it amusing that for last valentines day i got a divorce…what a great memory that was…at least it was me serving the papers…lets hope this years a better one!!!

HAPPY DAY OF LOVE TO EVERYONE!!!

you seriously find that attractive?!?!?

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i feel obligated to post since i havent done so since saturday morning…but my days have been completely booked from 7 – 11 every day…i dont even remember the last time i ate dinner at home…i think the next time i will be is possibly thursday night…im sure its been over a week…

my photoshoot is this saturday and peter is coming to do it…which makes me most excited…but that also means i have to finish my second outfit b saturday and thats going to be a challenge and a half…considering my days are full…and so are my nights…i really have no idea how its all going to come together but im sure it will…

wednesday is valentines day…dont know whether thats a positive or a negative…its more like un necessary pressure to do well and impress…and i know that everyone whos in love loves the day and everyone whos not doesnt…its be quite a while since ive had a decent valentines day so i wonder what this year will bring…

i have to go write up a media kit…its so thrilling i just dont know what to do with myself…

i need to write better…i need to hire someone and pay them in kisses

my biznitch is the shiznitch

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Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped,turned upside downAnd I’d like to take a minute just sitright thereI’ll tell you how I became the princess of a barcalled The Cambie!
i have come to realize that pretty much every other weekend theres going to be a gathering of some sort which will then result in there being a million pictures of us up here for you all to view and be jealous of our fun…i have decided to comment on every single picture today…
the bus trip to el cambino
i stopped asking about him a long time ago…
aww i look retarded…
his behavior eventually got everyone sitting around him to move cause they were annoyed…
the wheels on the bus go round and round…
we sang vanilla ice and the fresh prince song and ‘some’ people were impressed…
see…people moved….and really i dont blame them…
i dont remember the title of this picture…i think it was a jewish sandwhich…
this was my new best friend…he shared his table with us…hes a dj…his name is tim…
we decided that he was my biznitch and i was his shiznitch…this is him groveling…
i told him to visit my blog and see pictures of him…
thats tims protege don…i think anyways…
whoa its partick zaph…
aww robyn and dario…
some crazy ass ‘i tie rope and shit all over me’ guy…
“Oui, oui, you mother humper…give me your wallet, eh?”
the typical pat and danielle make faces picture…
chad and johnny knoxville…
see…johnny knoxville…i told you…patricks master piece…boh?
ohh some nice double action here…
johnny and chad were busting it up hardcore…
hes flying like a bird…
yet another ‘chad is possessed’ picture…HONESTLY…
aww then things got emo im assuming???
whoa whoa patrick…are you looking for some action?
not sure what happened here…
but apparently it continued over to here…maybe chad farted…again…
i adore her!
pat rippin’ it up…
dont be taken pictures of me foo!
random drunk shot 1…
this looks like robyn and i are on some crazy ride and im about to hurl…
winter ale…
we danced like vanilla ice…but i did it better…
he will be 80 and still have no wrinkles…damn greasy wop…
singing something…obviously…
most.favorite.picture.of.all.times.
THE HAT CAME OFF!!! pat youre hot with no hat…WHY DONT YOU LISTEN???
oh snap…now darios more hot then usual…
so perfectly shaven…
random drunk shot 2…
yes pat…youre balls are still there…barely…(wow that was such a chad comment i made)
frickin hot…im such a narcissist…
ahh another typical picture…this is the ‘dario and danielle get drunk and emotional and regale stories from when they were 5 and then take a picture after they hug and bawl their eyes out’…
my friend the skull…
tossed salad dancing their pants off…
mr. photographer…
doin his thang…cause it aint nothin but a g thang…
its hard to see the forest through trees…yea…how about i kick your ass…
dario must have said something impressive…
random drunk shot 3…
i think this is the point where pat realized he shouldn’t drink anymore…
ok…fine i will dance with you…but it will cost you…
shinny glass!
shots…
someone is limp wristed…
random drunk shot 4…

and that was the cambie adventure as was…

THE END…