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i bought a korean car from a korean salesman but not in korea

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
i have a very depressing and emotional story about my beloved jetta
and how i had to get rid of it
and how i randomly bought a new car yesterday
and it was all very sad
but i dont have time to tell the story right now

cause i have to pick someone up at the airport
hopefully he wont get caught at customs for trying to import illegal korean booze
i wonder how much duty free scotch hes going to bring back

i should go to bosa and buy some salami for lunch
and i should try and remember how to drive standard before i leave
but i have to straighten my hair first
and finish eating this cold pizza for breakfast
8 days was too long…but maybe im just being a pansy

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the big lebowski

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
went bowling with peeps last night despite my sickness and overall feeling of grossness
pat was the dude
i was walter
we were pretty good
cause bowling is like bocce
and clearly i rule at bocce
i took medicine so i felt pretty ok
but by the fourth game it had worn off and i felt like ass
then i went to bed

its bowling night

dario and patrick

the dude and his white russian

birthday gift from pat…TOSSED SALAD SHIRT!!!

bowling

someones ass

the boys

bad ass

patricks tongue

watermelons

the dude and walter

JEW BABIES! dont tell chad!

through the legs

HEAD LOCK

i rule

crazy staff member taking away our spare ball

dario and marlee

pat and sonia

sheena!

dude

i dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing but i think you gotta sweet ass

pose

peeps

the spin

the soccer ball

me after the medicine wore off

nice ass

bowling

whats in my hood?

nice boobs

nice woody

nice blue balls

the carry

hot shot

the hair toss

BALLS!

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i need medicine or love or maybe some fireball

Monday, May 21st, 2007



so white and minimalistic i love it

in the news today…
  • it seems that i am sick currently
  • it has been a most rainy and cloudy long weekend which most likely means we can not invade chads pool today due to horrible weather conditions
  • i need to go out today to look for a new car because my jetta is about 3 seconds from catching on fire and blowing up
  • i have had an off and on head ache for the past three days and its really getting old now
  • i would very much like to sleep and cuddle and get well today then do anything else

What is coming up this week you ask?

    • 1 more day till i have to sew my coat
    • 2 more days till he gets back
    • 3 more days till i start my job
    • 4 more days till i graduate
    • 5 more days till im the model in a portfolio photoshoot
    • 6 more days till my grad party

its going to be a crazy week

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enertia is the property of mallard

Saturday, May 19th, 2007
hahahahaha ahhhhh
so i am totally distracted by drunking conversations with Korea’s Token White Guy
oh dear god help him…
but i need to make this post…
last night we all went to robyns work for food and drinks…
the secret was that dario g-friend was coming down from the boonies for a surprise visit…
and dario knew nothing of this…
so here are the pictures…

FUZZY NAVEL




this is where dario was saying something funny and pat started to cry and almost fell off his chair…that in itself was funny…



i love the fuzzy blurry graininess of these pictures


his SIXTH burger of the day…and im not even kidding…


someones tired…BUT THERE IS A SURPRISE COMING!

I was so matchy

oh yea then they got super excited over cheese cake and ordered 4 pieces…

here they are!

pat has the picture of his first reaction…this is his second reaction looking around all confused…

tee hee we tricked you!!!

stuffing his face with cake



aww YAY SURPRISE
dario was a little pissed off with us for tricking him…
but i think in the end he was happy to have marlee there…
it was super cute…
YAY FOR SURPRISES!!!

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bored crazy bored crazy bored crazy

Friday, May 18th, 2007

ugh im sooooooo bored right now…
we are all going out tonight but thats not for another 2 hours…
i feel so lame and useless with nothing to do but sit and waste time…
its driving me crazy…CRAZY…
i need something to do…a project…a time consuming project…that will make wednesday come sooner cause sitting here watching tv reading blogs is just not very fulfilling…
i just feel frustrated and lacking and retarded…
i should start making lists…of random things to do and just sit and do them and make the time pass…time pass…
you can tell how mental i am right now cant you!
per l’amore del dio aiuta me

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