Archive for June, 2007

this song must die

Friday, June 8th, 2007

My little story takes place on a tropical villa
I fell in love with a flavour, yes it was vanilla
Mini…….wheats wheats wheats I want the vanilla for so long
Mini wheats wheats wheats its high in fiber you can’t go wrong
Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat put em together you cant be beat
Vanilla flavour mixed with wheat tastes so good, what a treat.

i can not express to you just how in love i am with wife beaters

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007



yes…his hand is in his crotch…

im being ignored right now for the stanley cup finals…i guess thats understandable…i wanted to straighten my hair but this place seems to have no plugs…or at least no plugs anywhere near a mirror…and trust me…for an apartment this place has way too many mirrors…theres like one on every wall…

anyways i got chad an italian themed 30th birthday gift…since he seems to be obsessed with all things italian…the theme of the gift was ‘everything you need to be a mobster’…it included a (fake) gold chain, wife beater, kappa track pants, book about the sopranos and seasons 1 – 3 of the sopranos…needless to say he was giddy…

i made him put the outfit on cause i wanted to see if he could pull it off…he did…and it was scary how easily he could have passed for a modern day mobster…well…at least the ones who i went to highschool with…

i made lasagna for dinner…with focaccia bread dipped in oil and vinegar….and red wine…it was SO GOOD!!! yumm im drooling just thinking about it…i think it was pretty much a success…

i cant wait for this game to be over…ha

CAUSE YOUR GAT

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007




matt got me a fendi wallet for my birthday…he was very offended that i never posted it…so matt…here it is!!!

its hot in my room right now even though its raining outside and i need to go have a shower cause my hair feels dirty and greasy and everyone knows that dirty and greasy hair is no fun…and my hands feel dirty cause i just spent two hours at metrotown buying work clothes cause i have none and i need some obvs…

eww everything is dirty and greasy…forget it i need a shower right now…

so…hes finally 30

Monday, June 4th, 2007






la polizia

Friday, June 1st, 2007

so i had the great fortune of accompanying robyn in bein a part of history and witnessing the police back together on tour…and damn was it an amazing night!
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we are going to get married one day
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we were seated behindish the stage…the whole place was open so you could see everything…it was pretty sweet
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umm hello!
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a bad shot of Stewart Copeland…hes so hot…i guess you could say i have a thing for older men who are drummers…clearly
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i think this was the point where robyn went to the bathroom and some guy in the section beside us actually had a heart attack and passed out then had to be carried down the stairs but 6 men…it was quite dramatic…
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oh…did i mention that Andy Summers looked like it was way past his bed time…he needed a nap…desperately
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OMG HIS ARMS…LOOK AT HIS ARMS!!!

they opened up with message in a bottle…which made me cream my pants…its my favorite police song ever…


the police and I share a bond…all because of a story…a story that to you will not find funny and probably think is lame…but to me i laugh everytime i think about it…but maybe thats because i amuse myself too much…

ANYWAYS…the story goes as follows…my cousins and i were camping up in Manning Park a million years ago when I was small and was going through this phase where i decided to hate every band they loved…we always spent the weekend each year discussing and listening to music…Alexis kept going on and on about the damn police and i was getting sick of it…so i decided to be a bad ass and graffiti the wall saying “DOWN WITH THE POLICE”…ha…i was so cool…i figured my cousins would be pissed with me for writing such a thing against this band that they loved…i laughed to myself evily…

then next thing i know my cousin Maria goes to the wall and writes “GET” infront of it…”GET DOWN WITH THE POLICE”…my evil plan had failed…they had gotten me back…i felt like a fool…now it looked like i liked the police…like i wanted to ‘get down’ with them…i had left myself wide open…DAMN THEM!!!

so from that point on they always made fun of me until the point where i actually grew to liking the police…and so there i was at their concert…where im sure Alexis and Maria would have died to be…but me…the one who hated them…was there instead…ha