i feel like doing an honesty post…im in the honest mood today…sometimes its just fun and relieving to be honest and communicate your thoughts instead of letting them fester inside of you until you keel over in a fit of tears and you dont know why…

let see if any of this gets me into trouble…

• i dont want my boss to hire a production manager because i dont want to lose the power i just gained
• i have not bought the latest matthew good cd and i dont think i will
• i am scared of ghosts grabbing my bum
• i am majorly, ridiculously, head over heals in love…with a blogger none the less
• sometimes i will work right though lunch so i dont have to go eat lunch in the lunchroom with everyone, but rather i can sit at my desk in peace
• i have eaten cookies for breakfast almost every day for the past 10 years
• i always hated my ass and thought it was too big…until i met someone who who told me he loved it
• i kissed boys in forts made out of boxes when i was in preschool
• i still cozzy up to a blanket every night when i go to bed…but i had to get a new one cause the one i had as a kid fell apart
• your nose hair is long
• as a kid i believed that when we were at the toy store, if i found a toy that didnt have a tag on it then it must have been because it was some kids who lost it, therefore it was fair game for me to take…in other words…i stole from the toy store
• sometimes i want to listen to my music
• i never want to go back in time because i hate the past
• i dont like you because even tho my life is better, a part of me is still jealous of you
• once i had a crush on one of my cousins
• i want to get married next year
• i eat junk food when you arent looking
• when i iron chads shirts i smell them
• i got into a fender bender but didnt tell anyone
• i like that my body is covered in freckles

this weekend was insanity…a party every night with maybe an hour of laziness during the day…we were party animals…

friday night we went to some random house party of friends of friends whos house is being torn down…but the party was tame and nothing go destroyed…chad spent the majority of the evening engaged in a fooze ball mini tournament which he says he dominated and even tho he was playing doubles he was the reason for all the wins…ha…

then he got mad at me for not being proud of his fooze ball dominance…

saturday night brandon was in town…and it was also the night chad took everyone out for dinner to thank them with their help on the apartment thus far…

went to memphis blues for dinner…got the elvis platter and devoured it…

oh and i should mention that ive stolen these pictures from everyone cause my battery died the minute i took it out…

10 lbs of meaty goodness…


Steve, Ashleigh, & Baby Tang…a.k.a Nicholas




paper towel crotch…

allllll gone…

after the meat fest we went to the cambie to watch the transveties dressed in white dance around and 6 cops try and break apart some bar fight…

who spilled beer this time?

beats me…










Marlee and Dario


men




it was angry face night

robyn and brandon

pat and yi hong



could i be any more italian???



the night was fun…the cambie was dirty…and apparently people puke orange there as well…

woke up the next morning and guess what i found…

oh yea thats right…MORE SPIDER BITES…

i swear to god…

do they live in my bed? are they nesting in there waiting for me to fall asleep???

now my foot is bitten and swollen and itchy like mad…i just dont understand…

i JUST changed my sheets too so its not like im sleeping in old gross sheets…

they just seem to love me…

damn them

last friday night we went to a wedding…first wedding ive ever been invited to where i didnt accompany my parents…first wedding ive ever been to where it wasn’t full of italians and family…first wedding ive ever been to where it was on a friday night and wasnt in a church…as you can tell my wedding experiences have been very one sided…none the less…my friend ashley from fashion school was getting married and we attended the party…
this is chad after rushing from work to get to the wedding mad cause he was hot and needed a beer…
i have no idea why it looks like i have a black eye in this pictures…bizarre…





yes so we were given clown noses to put on so when the bride and groom were announced they would run in and be surprised!

now ready for pictures of mr. retardo who cant breath properly with his clown nose on!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHA he looks so ridiculous with his mouth wide open…aahahaha i cant stop…

domo arigato mr. retardo

oh here come dave and ashley…









i didnt catch the bouquet…guess im not getting married next…ha

anyways it was good times…the only thing that sucked was it was out in the boonies and took us a long time to get home…we were so tired…but the food and everything was amazing

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in other news…i wish it would rain…I KNOW I KNOW…most bizarre request in the middle of a summer that has been way to full of rain…but i kinda feel like a rainy day…

there is something to be said about being inside all curled up nice and dry while watching the rain fall out side and hearing it on the roof…

that must sound totally depressing…but still..

i like darkness and clouds and thunderstorms and wind and anything distructive weather wise…that may seem weird but its true…i LOVE storms…i need a storm…they are so much fun…

i see dark clouds rolling in…IM EXCITED…

chad says im only happy when it rains…thanks shirley manson…

sometimes it true…unless it rains for a million days straight…

i enjoy gloom…

so remember like 100 years ago when we all went to that blogger party cause jag and tony were in town…well i dont remember taking any pictures because i was being lame…however when i was looking through my camera i came upon a bunch…a bunch i didnt take…as you can tell by the quality of them…but anyways i figured i should put them up for everyones enjoyment…













aww yay it was fun…the good thing about this blogger party is that it wasnt just made up of members of tossed salad…there were actually bloggers there we had never met before…so it was nice to get out and socialize and meet new peeps…

but back to the pictures…

you see chad is a pack rat…if you ever need computer cables or modems or anything for that matter all you have to do is look in his desk drawers or bedside table or under the bed and you will see the array of crap that he keeps just in case he needs it…

and being that i am not much of a pack rat…i made him go through everything and only keep the essentials so that we wouldnt have to move boxes of crap for fun during the move…

during this adventure dear chad found these 1980 classic fold up glasses…which oddly enough look very good on him…so in being that he felt the need to be excentric during the night of blogstock 07 he decided to wear these 8th wonders of the world…

and subsequently i found a billion self portraits of him wearing said glasses…










alllll righty then…

i will admit that he looks hot in them…yes yes…

pack rat…

or rat pack???

the ol’mans watching the simpsons and ive snuck onto the computer to blog cause i dont want to get started on dinner just yet…

the apartment is coming together…except i took these plates out of the cupboard to lay down some liners and i went to put the plates back and they dont fit like how i remember them fitting and its driving me insane cause i cant get them back…

i got punched in the nose…by accident…but still…

harrison ford is a jew…who knew…

anyways there is no point to this post i am just trying to waste some times…

i’ve found a bunch of pictures on my camera that i need to post but since im not on my lap top i cant do that…im so behind on everything…damn slave labour…

works been going good tho…the boss realizes how much ive been working and has let me off early a couple days in a row…plus i got my monthly $400 clothing allowance so i went shopping in the back warehouse…400 bucks seems like a lot but their clothes are pricey so it all evens out i guess…

im trying to convince chad to make his famous bbq’d potatoes cause we havent had them in a while but hes being lazy…

oh right!!! booze fest at my uncles tonight!!! that should be interesting…

ok too many random things…i should get started on dinner…cause i is hungry…

omg we are having my fav. honey mustard chicken on the barbie…HOLLA…so excited…

ok…im leaving you for chicken boobs…