last friday night we went to a wedding…first wedding ive ever been invited to where i didnt accompany my parents…first wedding ive ever been to where it wasn’t full of italians and family…first wedding ive ever been to where it was on a friday night and wasnt in a church…as you can tell my wedding experiences have been very one sided…none the less…my friend ashley from fashion school was getting married and we attended the party…
this is chad after rushing from work to get to the wedding mad cause he was hot and needed a beer…
i have no idea why it looks like i have a black eye in this pictures…bizarre…





yes so we were given clown noses to put on so when the bride and groom were announced they would run in and be surprised!

now ready for pictures of mr. retardo who cant breath properly with his clown nose on!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHA he looks so ridiculous with his mouth wide open…aahahaha i cant stop…

domo arigato mr. retardo

oh here come dave and ashley…









i didnt catch the bouquet…guess im not getting married next…ha

anyways it was good times…the only thing that sucked was it was out in the boonies and took us a long time to get home…we were so tired…but the food and everything was amazing

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in other news…i wish it would rain…I KNOW I KNOW…most bizarre request in the middle of a summer that has been way to full of rain…but i kinda feel like a rainy day…

there is something to be said about being inside all curled up nice and dry while watching the rain fall out side and hearing it on the roof…

that must sound totally depressing…but still..

i like darkness and clouds and thunderstorms and wind and anything distructive weather wise…that may seem weird but its true…i LOVE storms…i need a storm…they are so much fun…

i see dark clouds rolling in…IM EXCITED…

chad says im only happy when it rains…thanks shirley manson…

sometimes it true…unless it rains for a million days straight…

i enjoy gloom…

so remember like 100 years ago when we all went to that blogger party cause jag and tony were in town…well i dont remember taking any pictures because i was being lame…however when i was looking through my camera i came upon a bunch…a bunch i didnt take…as you can tell by the quality of them…but anyways i figured i should put them up for everyones enjoyment…













aww yay it was fun…the good thing about this blogger party is that it wasnt just made up of members of tossed salad…there were actually bloggers there we had never met before…so it was nice to get out and socialize and meet new peeps…

but back to the pictures…

you see chad is a pack rat…if you ever need computer cables or modems or anything for that matter all you have to do is look in his desk drawers or bedside table or under the bed and you will see the array of crap that he keeps just in case he needs it…

and being that i am not much of a pack rat…i made him go through everything and only keep the essentials so that we wouldnt have to move boxes of crap for fun during the move…

during this adventure dear chad found these 1980 classic fold up glasses…which oddly enough look very good on him…so in being that he felt the need to be excentric during the night of blogstock 07 he decided to wear these 8th wonders of the world…

and subsequently i found a billion self portraits of him wearing said glasses…










alllll righty then…

i will admit that he looks hot in them…yes yes…

pack rat…

or rat pack???

the ol’mans watching the simpsons and ive snuck onto the computer to blog cause i dont want to get started on dinner just yet…

the apartment is coming together…except i took these plates out of the cupboard to lay down some liners and i went to put the plates back and they dont fit like how i remember them fitting and its driving me insane cause i cant get them back…

i got punched in the nose…by accident…but still…

harrison ford is a jew…who knew…

anyways there is no point to this post i am just trying to waste some times…

i’ve found a bunch of pictures on my camera that i need to post but since im not on my lap top i cant do that…im so behind on everything…damn slave labour…

works been going good tho…the boss realizes how much ive been working and has let me off early a couple days in a row…plus i got my monthly $400 clothing allowance so i went shopping in the back warehouse…400 bucks seems like a lot but their clothes are pricey so it all evens out i guess…

im trying to convince chad to make his famous bbq’d potatoes cause we havent had them in a while but hes being lazy…

oh right!!! booze fest at my uncles tonight!!! that should be interesting…

ok too many random things…i should get started on dinner…cause i is hungry…

omg we are having my fav. honey mustard chicken on the barbie…HOLLA…so excited…

ok…im leaving you for chicken boobs…

ONEAnthony Kiedis
44 years old

Eddie Vedder
42 years old

my god…you can call me daughter…or whatever you want for that matter…his voice makes me melt every time i hear it…we could have competitions to see who can sound more like a man…ha…ok that would be weird but still…

THREE Bruce Willis
52 years old

ahh the oldest one of the bunch but still…totally smokin…and soo still boneable…i dont know what demi see in ashton because the hotness is right here…

FOUR Jason Lee
37 years old

THIRTYSEVEN…yes jason goes back to the days of my obsession with everything kevin smith ever did…and frankly i absolutely love him and i love watching him in movies…i just love his personality plus he is dreamy…yes even as earl…god those sideburns…YES!

FIVERyan Reynolds
30 years old

omg…stop right there before i cream my pants…hes canadian and he dreamy!!! omg and when he was all scruffy in blade 3 and all beat up…WOW…hes so pretty to look at when hes clean up but he so sexy when hes dirty and looks homeless…rowr

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so there you have it…the list…

as you can tell…no one on my list is under the age of 30…but i bet you already guessed i totally have a thing for older men…

they are so SEXY…screw guys in their 20s…they are totally not with it…ha…sorry but its true…been there done that…older guys are way better!

yay for hot men!

now all i have to do is fine these guys and i am golden!!!

time to daydream…

WHso this is me…back from a two hour run to all the factories…exhusted…and wasting time on my blog…cause i realized its been a while…and i should probs. fix that…

so saturday night i forced chad to stop with the slave labour and take me on a date…cause i was tired of looking like a bum and having bad hair…and it was about time chad let his hand heal so they could go back to looking like computer hands and not construction hands…

oh how i miss computer hands…

so anyways…we went to White Rock and fought the crowds and got a nice little table on one of the popular patios and attempted to chat while chad made 100 phone calls trying to set up the evenings events…

crowd watching
green apple martini…so good…and so green…
wheat beer
i was using the high sensitivity feature on my camera…thats why everything is blurryish and looks like its day…which is weird…


chad trying to be fil



YUM…skinny french fries drizzled in some balsamic vinegar reduction! sooo um tastic…

so we hung out at the beach and oddly enough there ended up being a fireworks show…on the same night as the big fireworks show down town…and we made a cool video of that but its too big to upload and so i have to figure that out…

then comes the fun part…

the next morning i woke up to what i thought were mosquito bites on my leg from the night before at white rock…they were a little itchy but not really…so i left them alone…

the morning after that i woke up to an itchy leg…i reached down to scratch it but when i got there there was a huge bump…so i kicked the covers off and looked down at my leg…

the photo doesnt do it justice…i was swollen…like massively swollen…in 4 places…this clearly was not a mosquito bite…but rather a spider bite…or bites…

which is really creepy to think about i spider crawling on you and attacking your leg while you are oblivious to the situation…

anyways…they were bad…i went about the day working away…but as the day went on they got worse and worse and became more swollen and more red…i looked retarded…

but the time night came i couldnt bend my knee anymore and it actually hurt to walk…

weirdest thing EVER…

2 days have passed now and there is no more swelling…just massive bruises left as a memory…the top one is at least 2.5 inches wide…i look like i was beaten…

they are still pain full – cause now its a bruse – and now ichy as hell…

friggin spiders…

so that my dears is what has occurred to me since we met last…

what is in store tonight you ask? why a magical trip to costco where they better not screw me over again by running out of free food samples cause i will crack the shits on them if they do…

super.long.blog.post.of.awesomeness.

old pictures…


you do not understand how amazing this chicken is…o…m…g…




the last of the pool :(

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as part of my job…i have to go to the local factories to check out production and deal with any problems or issue or to bring them notions and all that kinda thing…

we deal with 5 local factories…3 of which are in a nicer area…main and 6th kinda thing…but the other two…they are located in crack whore central…literally…

factory 1…not so bad you can usually find parking…and you only ever see 1 hooker max…but you have to climb 3 flights of badly built stairs in the stankiest building ever to get to it…why someone would put a sewing factory on the third floor of a warehouse i will never know…

factory 2…i loath this place…its on the cornor and you pass through 10 hookers to get there and then there are 10 hookers on each cornor…there is never any parking and so you have to park far away and then walk through crack whore central to get there…majorly sketchy…im talking i fear for my safety in these parts…

so this morning…bright and early i had to go to factory 2…at 9am…and low and behold…the crack whores were open for business…

they always smile and wave at my when i walk by…

these chicks are nasty…i have never see girls this nasty in my life…why ANYONE would pay to have sex with them is beyond me…i mean you are paying for a disease or two not to mention filth…they were all scabby and wearing clothes from the 80s and looked like they hasn’t showered in weeks…

i feel bad for these girls that have to do this for a living because of their situation in life…i could not even imagine having to whore myself out like that…unwillingly anyways…

i HATE going to that factory…i hate seeing the life around there…i hate driving and walking through it…it just freaks me out…i wish there was some way to fix it up and help these girls out…its just so gross down there

*shudder* i feel dirty now….