ONEAnthony Kiedis
44 years old

Eddie Vedder
42 years old

my god…you can call me daughter…or whatever you want for that matter…his voice makes me melt every time i hear it…we could have competitions to see who can sound more like a man…ha…ok that would be weird but still…

THREE Bruce Willis
52 years old

ahh the oldest one of the bunch but still…totally smokin…and soo still boneable…i dont know what demi see in ashton because the hotness is right here…

FOUR Jason Lee
37 years old

THIRTYSEVEN…yes jason goes back to the days of my obsession with everything kevin smith ever did…and frankly i absolutely love him and i love watching him in movies…i just love his personality plus he is dreamy…yes even as earl…god those sideburns…YES!

FIVERyan Reynolds
30 years old

omg…stop right there before i cream my pants…hes canadian and he dreamy!!! omg and when he was all scruffy in blade 3 and all beat up…WOW…hes so pretty to look at when hes clean up but he so sexy when hes dirty and looks homeless…rowr

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so there you have it…the list…

as you can tell…no one on my list is under the age of 30…but i bet you already guessed i totally have a thing for older men…

they are so SEXY…screw guys in their 20s…they are totally not with it…ha…sorry but its true…been there done that…older guys are way better!

yay for hot men!

now all i have to do is fine these guys and i am golden!!!

time to daydream…

WHso this is me…back from a two hour run to all the factories…exhusted…and wasting time on my blog…cause i realized its been a while…and i should probs. fix that…

so saturday night i forced chad to stop with the slave labour and take me on a date…cause i was tired of looking like a bum and having bad hair…and it was about time chad let his hand heal so they could go back to looking like computer hands and not construction hands…

oh how i miss computer hands…

so anyways…we went to White Rock and fought the crowds and got a nice little table on one of the popular patios and attempted to chat while chad made 100 phone calls trying to set up the evenings events…

crowd watching
green apple martini…so good…and so green…
wheat beer
i was using the high sensitivity feature on my camera…thats why everything is blurryish and looks like its day…which is weird…


chad trying to be fil



YUM…skinny french fries drizzled in some balsamic vinegar reduction! sooo um tastic…

so we hung out at the beach and oddly enough there ended up being a fireworks show…on the same night as the big fireworks show down town…and we made a cool video of that but its too big to upload and so i have to figure that out…

then comes the fun part…

the next morning i woke up to what i thought were mosquito bites on my leg from the night before at white rock…they were a little itchy but not really…so i left them alone…

the morning after that i woke up to an itchy leg…i reached down to scratch it but when i got there there was a huge bump…so i kicked the covers off and looked down at my leg…

the photo doesnt do it justice…i was swollen…like massively swollen…in 4 places…this clearly was not a mosquito bite…but rather a spider bite…or bites…

which is really creepy to think about i spider crawling on you and attacking your leg while you are oblivious to the situation…

anyways…they were bad…i went about the day working away…but as the day went on they got worse and worse and became more swollen and more red…i looked retarded…

but the time night came i couldnt bend my knee anymore and it actually hurt to walk…

weirdest thing EVER…

2 days have passed now and there is no more swelling…just massive bruises left as a memory…the top one is at least 2.5 inches wide…i look like i was beaten…

they are still pain full – cause now its a bruse – and now ichy as hell…

friggin spiders…

so that my dears is what has occurred to me since we met last…

what is in store tonight you ask? why a magical trip to costco where they better not screw me over again by running out of free food samples cause i will crack the shits on them if they do…

super.long.blog.post.of.awesomeness.

old pictures…


you do not understand how amazing this chicken is…o…m…g…




the last of the pool :(

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as part of my job…i have to go to the local factories to check out production and deal with any problems or issue or to bring them notions and all that kinda thing…

we deal with 5 local factories…3 of which are in a nicer area…main and 6th kinda thing…but the other two…they are located in crack whore central…literally…

factory 1…not so bad you can usually find parking…and you only ever see 1 hooker max…but you have to climb 3 flights of badly built stairs in the stankiest building ever to get to it…why someone would put a sewing factory on the third floor of a warehouse i will never know…

factory 2…i loath this place…its on the cornor and you pass through 10 hookers to get there and then there are 10 hookers on each cornor…there is never any parking and so you have to park far away and then walk through crack whore central to get there…majorly sketchy…im talking i fear for my safety in these parts…

so this morning…bright and early i had to go to factory 2…at 9am…and low and behold…the crack whores were open for business…

they always smile and wave at my when i walk by…

these chicks are nasty…i have never see girls this nasty in my life…why ANYONE would pay to have sex with them is beyond me…i mean you are paying for a disease or two not to mention filth…they were all scabby and wearing clothes from the 80s and looked like they hasn’t showered in weeks…

i feel bad for these girls that have to do this for a living because of their situation in life…i could not even imagine having to whore myself out like that…unwillingly anyways…

i HATE going to that factory…i hate seeing the life around there…i hate driving and walking through it…it just freaks me out…i wish there was some way to fix it up and help these girls out…its just so gross down there

*shudder* i feel dirty now….