make love to my balls...in all their glory

so the party happened friday night and left me sick...but not hungover sick...more like chest cold sick...which is not really a good thing...it kinda feels like some fat dude is sitting on my chest right now...HOT...

so for pictures of the actual 'making love to my balls' ceremony you can see them on duanes flikr...yes thats right we hired a professional photographer to take the pictures ;)

and for other pictures visit Patz blog...

the full extent of my pictures are on my facebook...

APPLE MARTINIS in gigantic margarita glasses so to make it look right all the martinis were doubles...

SWEET...

i was very much down with that...they went down like water...

Adam and Alicia

Duane stole my camera

Half Breeds Unite!

Together they make one whole asian person and one whole white person...

They will take over the world one day...the most beautiful mixed breed EVER...

FIRE

aww it looks like there is a tint pumpkin on his head!

the second Vanessa walked in with the wings Dario turned to me and said "did Vanessa say she brought wings!?!?!?"

Asian Power

ASIANS UNITE!!!

eggggg nogggg = gross

pat is hysterical

and now we burn shit

i think he is burning a cookie...

i found it melted to the inside of a glass the next morning

burning a chicken wing?

this is what happens when you play with candles

you get wax spilled all over you

and the new floor

GREAT

i had hard core garlic breath going on from the dip i made

i was trying to blow it in his face

he was disgusted

and would have none of that

TASTY

so...next is the story of the SWAT TEAM...are you ready for this...

SO...the plan was that matt was going to come stay over at my house that night so we could go to brunch the next morning and then do some christmas shopping...

it was about 1:30 and i could tell that matt desperately wanted to go to bed...so we packed up our stuff, said good bye, and headed home...

chatting away we walk up the stairs to the side walk...i turn to face the direction of the cars and i see about 5 cop cars surrounding part of the street...ok thats weird...i guess there was an accident or something...

we keep walking and all of a sudden we hear in a deep voice "WHERE ARE YOU GOING''...we stop...look...and out of the bushes on the cornor of the side walk two cops come out...one standing and one kneeling...and they have guns...and im not talking pistols...im talking huge ass rifles...

we just stand there...

again he says "WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"umm...home" (i was freaking out)

"WHERE IS HOME"

"umm...north burnaby" (still freaking out)

"WELL YOU BETTER HAUL ASS AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"

i grab matt and we literally run to our cars...matt had parked under the trees so his car didnt have any frost on it but mine was frozen...i was in the car freaking out because i remember there being a shooting a few blocks away a couple months ago and thats all i could think of...

i grab my phone to call chad but its dead...i turned it on hoping i could just dial and tell him before it died again...

i call...he doesnt answer...

GAWD

im trying to drive and call and defrost my car all at the same time cause i want to get out of there...

finally he calls me back...i tell him what happened and that no one should leave the apt. right now because i had no idea what was going on in his ghetto neighbour hood...

i get home and matts there...we both look at each other like WTF just happened...

i couldnt sleep all night half because of what happened and half because i was worried about everyone else who was still there...

the next morning i call chad...

he said that about 10 minutes after i had called him they all went out to see what was going on...there were cops everywhere in their SWAT gear...they all had huge guns but they we walking to where the cop cars were situated...

there were no news stories saying that anything had happened so i had no idea what went on...but it was freakin scary...mostly because of the huge guns...

bloody metrotown...

pictures of matt and mys adventure tomorrow...