(i did not mean to make that rhyme but i guess when you are a genius you are a genius)
tonight is the annual ‘Make Love To My Balls’ Christmas Party at Casa Ciavarro…the party grows every year…theres going to be lots of food and lots of booze and lots of people in a tiny space and im pretty sure that the lady below us that already hates us is just going to hate us that much more…
luckily…for some reason…everyone in the building fears Chad…because the building is full of old people…chicks…and non alpha males…therefore with out even trying Chad rules all…
these pictures were taken before christmas exploded everywhere…
if you notice in the picture above not only has Chad lit a fire in the fireplace but he is also WATCHING a fireplace on TV…because you know…one fire just doesnt quite do it…
he is a nut job…


tonight i am making a sundried tomato and garlic dip that is full of cream cheese and goodness…im drooling just thinking about it…there are tomatoes and chives in there so it will be all green and red and christmasy…
im also making chesse and basil tortilla things that you bake in the oven…also super yum…
alicia is going to bring a 7 layer dip (my fav.) and christmas cookies!!!
food gets me VERY excited if you didnt notice…
i will take pictures…


the fire will be lit and there will be lots of candles and tiny lights…it will be magical i tell you!


i have an apple strudel sitting on my desk waiting for me to eat it…its pretty much bagging me at this point…OK FINE…i will eat you…
today i have to go to all the factories and steal back all of our labels and then work my butt off in the warehouse finishing off the couting of all the fabric…and then even tho i was late this morning i am going to try and leave early…since i need to go buy basil now…
i also have a bottle of apple flavoured sour puss under my desk…hello apple martinis!
on a side note…my new favorite word is ‘GENIUS!’
said just like that…
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OH PS.
i forgot to say that i was going to be lazy and not send out Christmas cards this year but then my mom gave me all her leftovers and so i figured since they were free i would send them out…so if you want one…which i know you all do…email me…smellydanielly@gmail.com…ok good…



















































