Ventriloquist Farter Strikes Again

Pat the Jew gets Gang Banged

Eye of the Jew

EMILY…I’M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!!

Baby Lover 3000 Makes Small Child Cry

McLovin – ‘Can you please turn off the music’

Someone turn off the fire

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS!

There’s a Bear in the bushes

I’m on a Boat

Chad, what would you do if we threw Danielle in the water? – Pause – I don’t think that would be a good idea.

Triceratops is a fucking Rhino on steroids

The song Ring of Fire is either about an STI or Mexican food

I want to ring that goose’s neck

Mike, are you ok? – Yea – FARRRT

What’s 4 x 1000?

Aluminum melts

The WTC is a conspiracy

Can you put the air conditioner on?

3:38 – A New Record

Chad baby talking is creepy. I’d rather listen to that dog.

I’m probably a better man today then I was Friday for drinking Pilsner

The Deadliest Warrior

Chad is my Idol

Elise is going to wake up with Fish Eye in the morning

I wish that Blue Jay would fuck off

Get that Beer Cooozie Out

I don’t know why we are making up rules when we are never going to play this Goddamn game again

Ryan has freckles so he’s going to get Cancer

I shouldn’t have listened to Elise

Lavender Scented Douche Bags

What is a Douche Bag?

Go clean out your Vagina

Bitch, make me a salad

Gingers don’t see large black vehicles in the day

Someone give me a baby so I don’t have to work anymore

I’m going to pound you in the face

2 pairs of Jeans, Kakis, & Suede Shoes

Over – Under 2 hours

Pat + Dario + Chad = I feel sorry for the plumbing

I didn’t want to do a 3 way shit

White KKK Condom

I’m giving Pat a blanket

I can still taste the lake water

Elise finds Dinosaurs with Thermometers and Stethoscopes

You should deep throat the lake

You know when it hurts on the way out that it’s going to smell bad

It looks like an octopus with a boner

I hope you shart

I don’t need your dirty Jew money

Can I pay you tomorrow? Or Tonight…