I’m too tired to talk, so instead, wanna look at some pictures?

Ok.

Alicias Birthday at the Asian Hipster Club which actually isn’t an Asian Hipster Club considering there were minimal to no Asians or Hipsters.

Side Note. Some of these pictures may or may not have been stolen from Marlee.

Chad and Ryan doing their thing.

“Vodka, Cran, & 7 in a Tall Glass” – I sound like an alcoholic now demanding the size of glass I want it in.

Land of the rising Sun

Quan-er in her Birthday Dress. I was hoping for Birthday Suit.

Elise, Marlee, & Myself exhausted after walking 100 miles in the pouring rain in heels down to China Town.

Melface, Elise, & I. Her name isn’t actually Melface. Sometimes, I want to stick her in my pocket.

Marlee gives good face.

Apparently I am crouching in on Private Time with R & C.

It’s hard to make cleavage when you have nothing to work with.

His reaction to the picture above from my point of view.

Fighting off the Asian Hipsters to get to the bar for a scotch.

These two again…

Is this the face of a 22 year old? I think not my friends.

This is just a horrible picture over all. Thank you rain for ruining my hair.

This is more like it.

It is true. I am that hot.

“The look, of Love, is in your eyes, a look your smile can’t disguise”  as sung in Austin Powers.

My outfit decision.

Fuckers. My feet were in a lot of pain thanks to these bad boys. But I looked hot, and man was I tall.

I SPOT ASIANS!!!

What the hell? Another Ehman! Elise’s younger sister Sarah-Rose found and joined us!

Brothers in Scotch…

And evil stares…

It’s true. I was seduced by this photo.

Can you tell they are related?

The grey tights seems like a good idea at the time. At least my legs were warm.

“Whats that? Come closer and whisper your sweet nothings”

“Yes, that is better”

All I was trying to do was have a conversation with my fellow co-worker and BOOM it gets turned into a pervy photo. I swear.

Whoa. Sorry. Did not get the memo. Clearly we are over dressed.

Hello. Is it me your looking for?

I’m getting sick of these two.

Hot Chiquas.

Where did these babes come from?

Channeling my inner Pheobe.

Ekk!

Group Shot on the Dance Floor

Americas Next Top Model???

You better believe Adam got Alicia Champagne on her Chapagne Birthday!

I have no idea. But can I point out how GIANT my hand looks!?

I’m putting a little back into it.

This picture pisses me off only  because I spent an hour STRAIGHTENING my hair that night. Eff you RAIN. Eff you.

Evil Stare Dance.

Have you guys done ANYTHING other then stand and drink?

Black Tops.

A Flickr Favorite.

The fact that I was dancing was pretty much epic. I don’t dance. Like ever.

This is how the cousin does it.

The last photo of the evening.

Other then this one of Marlee’s reaction to her cheeseburger. Priceless.

So srsly guys, when can we go back, because other then the $500 to get in, and then long walk in the rain, I had the time of my life.

Thank you faux Asian Hipster Club. Thank you.