March 29th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in Aimless Banter

Grapefruit Penis

I feel like being a hater today. There are a couple people on my list I could probably rant about, but then that would make me evil, and even though I try not to be, today I feel like exploding on people. Well, maybe just giving their head a shake because they are seriously clueless. Common sense has left a lot of people, like a lot of people who I thought had it. Ha. What is this world coming to!?

My camera is dead and currently recharging so I have no pictures from the weekend. Not that we really did any thing worth taking pictures of, but I do have some stories and it only makes sense to have the pictures accompany the stories to make them complete. I will say this much, Chad and I both suffered 3 day long sugar comas. It is true.

As for today, I will freeze my ass off in this wind and rain storm beat office.

The worst part of the day? When you realize that someones bowels exploded…in the WOMANS washroom. Ugh. Why can’t people drop deuces at HOME?


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  1. PatZ said,

    on March 29th, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    well, if you go by the Dario philosophy, dropping a deuce at work means not having to buy toilet paper, and it’s cleaned by someone other than yourself.

  2. Dario said,

    on March 29th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    HAHAHA i knew without even seeing your comment, that it would be you saying exactly that pat. too good bro too good.


  3. on March 29th, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    GROSSSSSSSS!

  4. Krista said,

    on March 29th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Sick. Dario, don’t go spreading anymore of your “wisdom.”

  5. Mike said,

    on March 30th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    You could at least show a little sympathy and asked if they needed two-ply!!

  6. Unit 302 said,

    on April 1st, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Happens often at my work also, as if people just wait till the doors are open & rush in to do it! It’s usually worse in the woman’s washroom, just no respect for the next user. Even got mentioned by a female co-worker knowing 1st hand that mainly Far Eastern beings are the worst offenders.
    I was told when growing up to keep a place clean after using it, even a bit cleaner if possible.

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