July 5th, 2010
Posted by Smelly Danielly in The Husband

I’ve noticed this new trend occurring at the dinner table.

Chad and I will be eating away, watching the news, chatting and such, when all of a sudden a giant burp is emitted from Chads mouth.

Normally, this sort of thing doesn’t bother me, but with thoughts of having children in the future, the last thing I want is for this to be seen as acceptable behaviour.

I attempt to curb Chads pleasure in loud burps by glaring at him, sending him a mental reminder that he better quit this habit asap.

What does he do in response?

He turns to his left, pats our imaginary son on the head and says, “That’s right  Matteo, that’s what Men do!”

…

Somebody save me.


8 Responses to ' The Matteo Effect '

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  1. PatZ said,

    on July 5th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    you do know you won’t win this one, right? not with him and dario around.

  2. krista... said,

    on July 5th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    hahaha….believe me. it is a challenge to get the bad habits out of men. dan refuses to use closets and drawers, thinks the floor is where clothing goes. i so look forward to my children doing the same…

  3. Jake said,

    on July 6th, 2010 at 11:36 am

    I suggest you punch him in the face …. IN THE FACE :)

  4. Alyson said,

    on July 6th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    His response is golden, wow. I approve (sorry, hehe).

  5. Stacey said,

    on July 7th, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Lord help you

  6. aliciafashionsita said,

    on July 7th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    I sadly cannot help you. Chad is like a burping/farting machine that will never stop. EVER

  7. Ashley said,

    on July 7th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    I have to say that was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. LMAO!

  8. jaspina said,

    on July 9th, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    too too funny…at least you guys are on the same wave length…sort of.

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