Coming in your pants for the off chance

holy lack of posting alert...

i think today sucked...but i will write about that tomorrow...because today isn't over just yet...so today i will write about yesterday and tomorrow i will write about today...got it???

so yesterday morning was fun...met up with my hotness and his fam and we had pancakes...cutest thing ever...his brother and sister are so rad and its so great to be dating a boy whos family you absolutly love...i've known then forever and stuff so its cool to joke around with them...its so comfortable with them...

in the aft. matt and i went to the metric concert ...the all ages one...because concerts at the commordore are never on time and last forever and we were not up for spending all night in a club when we have to get up at 6 the next morning...

the down side is going to an all ages concert...with stupid little kids that think they are cool...i just dont understand it...

we had to wait outside in the line up for an hour in the cold and rain and shit...we got their earlier then expected but still the line up was massive...the only reason we went early is because we wanted seats near the bar and not in the mosh pit of smelly youth...

i got me self a metric t-shirt which is pretty cool...i told hot boy that i got a metric t-shirt and he said he wanted to get an imperial one...and i didn't get it...then he had to explain it to me...cm...inches...metric...imperial...yea...right

the opening acts were bizzare but good...umm first was the lonely feathers and second was the...i dont remember...someone remind me...oh...The Most Serene Republic...

the gutarist is hot...of metric that is...thats what i think...even though laura laughed her head off when i said that...i took some pictures...OBV...so look at them...they were so good...and for a better review of the concert read HERE...because clearly my review sucks...not that it really is one...

ahhhrrrrr metric i heart you...OH i also got an I Heart Metric pin that was quite the purchase...the concert was so energetic i just wanted to get up and bounce off the walls...it was a work out i tell you...

p.s. laura thinks its hilar that you boys thinks shes hot...she says it must be b.c. shes all nipply in the pictures below...and shes like 5'3" ish...for those who want to know...

MUSIC - Metric - Poster Of A Girl

always stuck on always trying this...I try to live on science alone

yea...so...as predicted this weekend turned out nothing like how i planned...

didn't go to the halloween party last night because i was sick and hot boy was sick and we didn't feel like moving...

but i am getting dresses up on monday...laura and i are going to dress up for school because we are having a big party there...so that should be cool...and i will take lots of pictures...

so today i am busy but i did go to lauras and take pictures of her wearing some stuff i just made...check it out...

the skirt is made from old jeans and denim patches...some of them are bleached and some are painted...and there are also pieces of tye-dye silk too...its like a 1970s esque roughly put together skirt...its suppost to look like that...and i love it...

the ones below are of a yoga outfit i made...top and bottom...they are pretty cool...and so this is laura doing yoga in my clothes...

thats all for today...busy...sick...lazy

MUSIC - The Dandy Warhols - I Am A Scientist

'cuz I'm young, and I'm hip and so beautiful...I'm gonna be a supermodel!

so...americas next top model was last night...and i can't believe that kyle got kicked off...actually i predicted it...but still...

shes one of those girls that are just obviously beautiful and so she doesn't really have all the variety that she could if she wasn't...you know what i mean??? because i do but i dont think that came across right...

my favorite chiquitita is jayla because she so hot and cool...and because she wore that ciao bella italian t-shirt...haha im so lame...but still, you wear that t-shirt and i will love you...plus she kinda reminds me of me...except i have super small ears and not super big ones...and i want her hair...like now...

and i love kim too because she so cute and manly like...i think shes pretty rad...but notice how all the girls she gets 'close' too get kicked off...yea i would watch my back if i was her friend...

i actually think that this round of girls is one of the prettiest...i didn't think many of the other rounds of girls had a lot to them...they all kinda seemed blah...and they were stupid as hell...i will never forget that challenge when they had to read about these designers and stuff and no one could say them right or knew who they were...i wanted to die because if i was there i would have kicked their sorry asses...i guess its a bonus that i am a fashion student...

i totally think that the annoying one will win...i mean she can be crazy and annoying and all but damn she takes good pictures...and shes totally cool and spunky...lisa is the shit...im telling you...

she knows whats going on and will kick everyones ass...shes hot people...admit it...

MUSIC - Letter to Cleo - I Wanna Be A Supermodel

your just the girl of my dreams but it seems my dreams never come true

i got a buzznet account...as i was mentioning yesterday...and its the raddest thing...i've only put a few pictures up so far but there will be tonz in the near future...i also added the picture thingy on the side...THANKS TONY-i hearteth you...so you can look there for new pictures whenev i update...this should be cool...make sure to leave comments on my pictures and you should all join up and get an account too!!!

and if you do get an account or already have one then add me to your friends thing and i will add you and it will be good times i tell you...good times...

in class today my teacher was writing some stuff on the bored but i couldn't read it...even though i HAD my glasses on...i thought it said - Anal Gay Mate - but what it really said was amalgamate...it reminded matt of those SNL jeopardy episodes with seam connery...i love those ones...

i sewed a really wicked hippie jean mess of a skirt today...when its finished i will post pictures...i love the colours because they are all 1970ish with brown and greens and organes...i painted the skirt thats why...

Music - Beck - Girl Dreams

hold on children...your mother and father are leaving

im rather hyper at the moment

i had all these plans for the weekend...it being halloween and all...and then a bunch of them all got changed...which was kinda ok...but now i have all new BETTER plans...but i also have a feeling they will all foil to nothing...they better not...

if hot boy agrees to them all then things will be PERFECT...so excited...

i figured out my costume tonight and i tried it on and i look like a hooker ...and im not trying to look like a hooker ...so i will have to make some adjustments...

im so ahead on my school work its not even funny ...i am so proud of myself!!! YAY

there is another horrid episode of degrassi on tonight but you know i am still going to watch it...i saw the commercials and it looks unfortunate...im addicted to the painfully short and un eventful episodes...dear god canada...can you NOT do any better???

i signed up for a buzznet account because tony asked me too...its pretty rad but i only have like 5 pictures up on it...so when i have time to upload more i will link it...that and i need to figure out how to link it onto my side bar thing like tony has...i should ask him...*mental note

a fly just flew onto my head and i didn't notice until i went to scratch my head and the fly went crazy and then i freaked out and shook sexy wet hair all over the place ...thankfully it was all sexy like...HA

this post was suppost to be the shortest thing ever...oh well...

happy one month stef (L)

MUSIC - Death From Above 1979 - Black History Month

i might like you better if we slept together

oh...there they are...el tickets for el greatest concert!!! my mom picked them up from The Fox this week and that just makes me way excited!!! its going to be so very cool...not onlly because it will be the one and only MATTHEW GOOD...but also because im going with my boy of HOTNESS...AND i will get to meet SOME REALLY COOL BLOGGERS!!!

i think i am most excited because i will finally get to meet this one here...after months of us talking online i will finally get to meet him!!! its kinda funny how he told friends of his that he was coming out here to see a matthew good show but they all think hes coming out here to meet a girl...which i guess he is...but thats not the main reason...

im not going to run off with this one!!!

i was all musically bored yesterday morning so i went to A&B Sound and bought cds...and you are not allowed to make fun of them...because my brother already did that...

Metric - Live It Out
Death From Above 1979 - You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Phantom Planet - Guest
The Dandy Warhols - Welcome to the Monkey House
Guns n' Roses - Greatest Hits

i am quite in love with all these cds at the moment ... especially the death from above 1979 one...omg is it good...

hot boy was very very excited with my guns n roses purchase and went out and bought the same one...it was cute...

i love buying new cds...to the thirtyseventh degree...


MUSIC - Queens of the Stone Age - Never Say Never

I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down

ummm after an evening of more beer then usual i got to spend the morning in a dentists chair...how much fun is that!?!?!? thankfully i was not as hung over as i thought i would be...no head ache for me thank you very much...

but damn was last night fun...everything was so amusing to me and i dont even remember half the stories i told hot boy...i think we had this whole conversation about blogging and the people i have met and stuff butu i dont know what i said about it...but he did seem all interested and wants me to show him more...i told him that i am meeting people all the matt good concert that blog and i think he seemed down with that...

but anyways...i dont have pictures from last night...but i do have pictures of matt and my adventure to the crazy asian mall by our school...we went for sushi and just to see the craziness that it is...

what the hell is with my hair in that picture???

anyways this mall kinda scares me...because its in richmond and a large part of the asian community lives there and so this mall is full out asian...like there are barely any english words in the thing...and whats really stupid is its new but no one goes to it because its like the 10th mall in a 5 block radias...SO STUPID...

then in the centre of the mall is this huge water works thing and every so offten it lights up and shoots water to music for like half an hour and its the cheesiest thing ever...but i love it because of the formage factor...


there was some cool are in one of the stores that matt got all excited about...so he made me take pictures...

my mom is vaccuming and i cant here my music...and i can't eat for another 10 minutes due to the MINT floride they used on my teeth...and then i get to die in front of a computer at work...IM SO EXCITED...

fack...now i want sushi...ummmmm

MUSIC - The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow

im in love with the black and whiteness of this picture...just thought i should let you know that...

ok so wow i didn't know people were so passionate about chocolate...but i think its pretty clear that mint is better then peanut butter...although it has its place in a reeses pieces thats where it should stay...

i have been obsessed with black and white pictures as of late...they just make everything so much cooler...and yes cooler is a word...they make boring things look really snazzy and make you look like you have no marks on your face which is really the key point to it all...

i took some really cool pictures of my dads mortorcycle in black and white...i so can not wait to go for a ride on it...hot boys motorcycle is packed up for the winter but dads is still insured so i'm going to borrow hotboys extra helmet and go for rides with dad...its actually sunny this morning which is nice...its been so rainy all week...like shitting rain rainy...but the best part of that is when you go for walks and get totally wet and then you get home and jump in a warm shower and sit by the fire all cuddled up...see there is always a way you can use fall and winter to your advantage...

i took all these pictures when dad was building some stairs for the side of the house...out of steal and wood...hot boy was all 'all mad' that i didn't invite him over...hot boy is a machinest so basically he is a carpenter of steal...its funny because when i gave him a tour of my house he got all excited when we got to the garage and all my dads tools and welding things...and when he gave me a tour of his house i got all excited about his moms sewing room and all her industrial machines and stuff...shes a seamstress...how perfect is that!

i want to go out for beer tonight...

MUSIC - Green Day - Hitchin' A Ride

well I turn pale when she walks by I am lost in her eyes

i have a new found love for hot chocolate ...hot boy and i always go out late at night and if we dont go out for beer we go out for coffee...cept because its so late i end up laying in bed awake...

sunday night hot boys sister made me this amazing cappacino and it was only 8...and i went to bed at 12 and was so hyper and could not sleep...i got like 4.5 hours

so hot chocolate is a great alternative to late night coffees...i have had one almost every night...

laura matt and i had to go to this textial talk tonight and on the way home laura and i got hot chocolates...they were so good and warm and chocolaty...

i was telling laura a story while driving and drinking the chocolaty goodness when i got a little crazy and ended up spilling it all over...laura said it looked like i was crying chocolate...

the best combination that man ever came up with is chocolate and mint...that is my all time favorite...After 8s...Mint Aeros...those girl guide cookies...

i always want to spell cookies COCKIES...i dont know why...

MUSIC - Phantom Planet - Always On My Mind

only double a thinkin triple x

i feel as if my posts have been sucking to the tenth degree...it was so much easier in the summer when i had nothing to do but be blog obsessed...

so this lady conntacts one of the teachers at my school saying she saw my blue coat on display and wants to either by it or get me to make her one...so i phone her tonight and shes all - how much does it cost? - and i'm like $625 - and shes all well thats a lot of money, what if you make me one and i pay for fabric - and i say that it will still be a lot since the design work on it is like insane - and shes like well if you can make it for $250 then you have yourself a deal...ummm yea...no...$250 for the craziness that it took me to make that coat...
matt and i are making a dress that is going to be super hotness for this italian banquet i have to go to next month...i am going to be a vision...

you know when you are taking a bunch of pictures and they are in what you think is black and white and then you notice they are in sepia...i hate that...i did that tonight...

tonights episode of degrassi SUCKED ASS...but when does it ever shine??? i really question why matt and i watch it every week...its a damn shame...

apparently i have some project i have to write for thats due tomorrow and this is the first i have heard about it...

today was so stressful i dont even want to think about it...

and tomorrow is going to suck too...i can feel it in my bones and every fiber of my being...

on a side note...i listened to way to much beck this weekend and it was amazing...he is a genius to the 37th degree...

today we listened to peaches...shes rad...and dirty...but thats such a good thing...

MUSIC - Peaches - XXX

but she crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same, and now I know

went to a family birthday party tonight ...it was darios sister tanias 15th birthday although i swear shes 20... we took really goofy pictures with our cameras...dario has a digital but it only holds like 2 pictures because he needs to get a bigger memory card...tania and i made him eat lemons...peel and all...

i asked him to write this post with me...

Tanias bday

So tonite it was my little sisters 15^th bday! And up until 5:30 pm tonite I couldn’t remember how old she was turning! Am I not the greatest older bro in the world or what?!

So yeah Smelly arrived in hot boys truck, apart from her parents which would be a first. I was standing at the door ushering in people, when I see this truck pull up. I couldn’t ficure out who the hell it was…. Until Smell Dawg poopped out. Then it dawned on me…. Hot boy not only has a bike… he has a truck too!

So the nite began rather boringlyliylyily. The conversation jumped back and forth between different people and subjects. Theres something about 16 italians crammed in a room that wasn’t made for 16 italians that just gives it… a squished feeling. im not the smallest of guys and my bro is slightly bigger, and we had to sit side by side on the same side of the table as my dad, grandpa (both not small men) and one of my aunts. It was rather…not-comfy.

So we had pasta….. please no Italian stereotype jokes as I have heard them all, as has Smelly… It was a rather uneventful night…until we broke out the cameras! Then my sister dared me to eat a slilce of lemon, peel and all…Being the natural idiot that I am I accepted, with nothing in it for me… it was tasty but it left my mouth all dry and sticky.

Have you ever wondered sometimes why it is you do things that you know leaves you no further ahead than if you hadn’t done it? That’s where im at right now. I eat a lemon and now every time I swallow I have this taste of lemon in my mouth.

Who else HATED the lemon candies as a kid? I DID! So now im wondering why the hell I ate that lemon! Am I that retarded?! Do I crave putting my stupidity on display for the world to see? Or is it that I am SO messed up that I have absolutely no idea what I am doing? The latter sounds about right to me. And you know what? ITS NOT MY FAULT! I blame society. Its just so much easier that way. With so many idiots walking the streets these days its impossible to prove me wrong.

Like im in an autocad for dummies course at capilano college… waste of time! We all know the joke “ guy starts program, program says hit any key, and the guy looks around and asks ‘wheres the any key’” well some complete ass actually asked that! Is it any wonder im the way I am?! Is it any wonder that any of have periods of time when we look back and have to question what the fuck we were thinking? No. we all have those morons who take upon themselves to lower the iq of everyone around them by exponential amounts to thank.

And so I end this blog as such: THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLES!

wow...dario...that was...um...stunning...i mean...stunning...iloveit!!!

MUSIC - Genesis - Land of Confusion

for our love for our fear for our rise against the years and years

laura and i got invited to this really snazzy halloween party in north van by one of the chiquititas we go to school with...its pretty rad because she is known for her halloween parties...im pretty sure she is anyways...

she gave us all secret envelopes that had invetations and tickets in them...all like professionaly done and stuff...

the only thing that sucks is you can't bring anyone...

you can only get into the party if you have a costume and a ticket...laura and i have no idea what to dress up as...


halloween is always really big in the fashion department at school...we always dress up and have a party at lunch and stuff...we are fashion designers so really its any excuse to dress up all crazy like...

last year laura and i went as 80s prom queens...really it was just so we could wear the crazy tacky dresses and jewllery...

this year i had an idea that laura could dress like me and i could dress like her...which would mean she would have to wear preppy cloths from the 90s and i would have to go into my closet and pick 10 random things and put them on...only problem is no one would know who we are...

i need ideas for this year...what the hell am i suppost to be???

MUSIC - Bush - Machinehead

miracles amaze me...she looks so Israeli...

i is in class right now...doing a whole lot of nothing...in a group for a project but yours truly is done her part so she gets to sit here...which isn't such a horrible thing but i would rather be working on somthing...i have been doing a whole lot of nothing lately that i almost want to be givin homework...i can't believe i just said that...

these are pictures i took of my cousin wearing a couple of my garments...i needed pictures for my portfolio and so i couldn't be in them...shes the only know who is close to my size and would fit the clothes...the pictures look pretty snazzy...i would love to get into fashion photography but thats a whole other thing of school...i'm listening to a whole lot of beck right now...im in love with Midnight Vultures...its so good...i listened to my brother metallica cds last night but they weren't very good...i guess im just not into long periods of musical hard rock instrumental parts...

the great thing about thanksgiving is all the left overs that you eat for the rest of the week...we didn't have good left overs tho b/c we had HAM and NOT TURKEY...i was mad b/c what the heck..who eats HAM for thanksgiving...and i hate ham...so i got lots of veggie left overs which really is fine by me...i like veggies better anyways...but i miss left over turkey sandwiches...

i love cristinas back yard...it's like half forest and you can take so many amazing pictures there...i really really love photography and should really get into it somehow...my anut didn't even recognize cristina when she saw these pictures...shes just so cute!!!

MUSIC - Beck - Nicotine & Gravy

and now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

happy thanksgiving to all you canadians...why is it that americans and canadians dont share the same thanksgiving date??? i never understood that...not that i went into great lengths to find out...

since last thanksgiving many things have happened..not all good...but i guess i am truly thankful that they happened because they have led me to where i am in my life right now...

yesterday hot boy and i went for a walk around buntzen lake...we stopped off for some timmy hos - very canadian of us - and then headed off to the forest...

we are both lovers of the out doors and had an awesome time walking...they have a dog park there we saw so many cute little pooches...hot boy wants a dog but he doesn't think his parentals would be into that too much...i think he should get one anyways, that way we could go camping and stuff and bring the dog and it would be so much fun...

when we headed off onto the first trail there was this huge ship wreck in the lake which totally confused us...then we remembered that they were filming a movie there so it all made sense...

thankfully it wasn't raining and not too cold either...there were quite a few hikers and dog walks but not uber busy...

at the end of the one trail we came across the set of the movie but there was no one around which we thought was odd...i mean we could have stolen anything...i have no idea what they were filming but it looked kinda native or something...we walked around and i took pictures and then 10 minutes later some guy gets out of a truck and yells at us not to touch anything...which we weren't...so hot boy yelled back at him...

the whole trail took us about 2 - 3 hours to walk but it was so nice...i have always wanted to go to buntzen lake but have never been...even thought its like 20 minutes from my house...when i got home i was slightly late for thanksgiving dinner part 1 and everyone wanted to know where i was and what i had been doing...family can be so snoopy when you have a new hot boy...

i was so tried i could barely eat and walk...i could have gone to bed at 6...thats what you get for rarely excersising...im so thankful for my hot boy...

MUSIC - Elton John - Tiny Dancer

if you'll be my body guard I can be your long lost pal

for my deartest alexis...who always invites me to musical wounderments...heres to you and your grass that is blue...

you never told me the concert was out doors...

but its ok beacuse we bought home made bread...

it was slightly cold and i looked like an eskimo...

and matt was intrested in maple ridge for it was his first time...you were all wet from walking with three instruments but you still looked beautiful...
here you are..."Calamity Jane and the Better Luck Next Times"and dave looked quite good in his motorcycle attire...
the grass was blue that day i tell you...

MUSIC - Paul Simon - Call Me Al

but when you touch me like this...and you hold me like that

today...

i went to the hell they call...work...

i pick up matt at the skytrain...he was 15 minutes late...we went to white spot for dinner...

i had hungover smoky make out hair from the night before so i had a shower and stuck on a hat...and it was still horrible...

they screwed up our order and gave me a milkshake...

we got the same table as last time...

i couldn't finish my dinner...
we went shopping...i saw this and got excited and hugged it...i came home to find out that hot boy and hot brother had just left...

i now want to kick someones ass...damnit...

MUSIC - Celine Dion - Its All Coming Back To Me Know - matt sang it all day...

Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky.

matt found this sweater at value village - same place he find all his sweaters - and it was a Pringle of Scotland sweater, which means that it would have originally cost around $300 - i know - but after wearing it a couple of times he didn't want it any more because it 'didn't go with his skin tone'...thats a fashion designer for you...so he gave the sweater to hot boy...

when best friend gives fav. sweater to your new boy you know its all good...especially when best friend really disliked last boy...they are going to be two of my stylish boys ever...

look at hot boy all hot and scruffy and hot...aww...in his new old matt sweater...

so i love ebay...why...because you get to buy rad stuff from foreign people...

i bought flat eric and i was very excited...he came this week...i have been in love with him ever since the Flat Beat music video came out...my cousin james who showed me the video back in the day got flat eric when one of his friend went to europe...i was so jealous so i bought one of ebay...but i got the mini flat eric...

is he NOT the cutest thing EVER???

i also FINALLY got my limblifter cds off ebay too...that was also major exciting...

i should have bought them when they first came out...but i was lame back then...and i am CLEARLY not lame now...HA

anyways they came this week and i have been listening to them non stop...so in love with limblifter...and mr. oizo for that matter...

MUSIC - Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat

i'm your dream, mind astray...i'm your eyes while you're away...i'm your pain while you repay...you know it's sad but true

blogger is finally working...it wasn't working before and it was pissing me off because i wanted to post...i was tired of sitting at school and looking at the motorcycle pictures...time for so