I had to steal this from Marlee because it is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Pat the Jew gets Gang Banged

Eye of the Jew

EMILY…I’M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!!

Baby Lover 3000 Makes Small Child Cry

McLovin – ‘Can you please turn off the music’

Someone turn off the fire

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS!

There’s a Bear in the bushes

I’m on a Boat

Chad, what would you do if we threw Danielle in the water? – Pause – I don’t think that would be a good idea.

Triceratops is a fucking Rhino on steroids

The song Ring of Fire is either about an STI or Mexican food

I want to ring that goose’s neck

Mike, are you ok? – Yea – FARRRT

What’s 4 x 1000?

Aluminum melts

The WTC is a conspiracy

Can you put the air conditioner on?

3:38 – A New Record

Chad baby talking is creepy. I’d rather listen to that dog.

I’m probably a better man today then I was Friday for drinking Pilsner

The Deadliest Warrior

Chad is my Idol

Elise is going to wake up with Fish Eye in the morning

I wish that Blue Jay would fuck off

Get that Beer Cooozie Out

I don’t know why we are making up rules when we are never going to play this Goddamn game again

Ryan has freckles so he’s going to get Cancer

I shouldn’t have listened to Elise

Lavender Scented Douche Bags

What is a Douche Bag?

Go clean out your Vagina

Bitch, make me a salad

Gingers don’t see large black vehicles in the day

Someone give me a baby so I don’t have to work anymore

I’m going to pound you in the face

2 pairs of Jeans, Kakis, & Suede Shoes

Over – Under 2 hours

Pat + Dario + Chad = I feel sorry for the plumbing

I didn’t want to do a 3 way shit

White KKK Condom

I’m giving Pat a blanket

I can still taste the lake water

Elise finds Dinosaurs with Thermometers and Stethoscopes

You should deep throat the lake

You know when it hurts on the way out that it’s going to smell bad

It looks like an octopus with a boner

I hope you shart

I don’t need your dirty Jew money

Can I pay you tomorrow? Or Tonight…

I don’t even know where to start because all the stories and jokes would be lost on here because you had to be there to hear them. Yes it was one of those weekends. One in which all the jokes will be told for years to come and unless you were there you will never understand just how funny they are. Inside jokes for the 8 of us.

The kicker of the whole weekend was that we had a boat. Yes, a boat. And you know we sang that song about being on a boat about 5 million times. So much so that I never want to hear that song again.

It was while sitting on the boat in the hot sun in the middle of the lake that a thought came to me. No matter how much crap I might have to face in my life – the cancer, the stresses, the frustrations – I have a pretty friggin sweet life. There I was, in one of the most beautiful settings in the world, with the people I care about the most, with not a care in the world. After what I have been through these past few months it was absolutely perfect.

We made meals that looked like they came straight out of an Italian kitchen. BBQ’d Flank Steak, Baked Potatoes, Caesar Salad, BBQ’d Corn. It was all so amazing. I know how to organize good food for a camping trip. Marlee even made home-made hash browns, eggs, & bacon for breakfast and Mike made Egg McMuffins. We lived like Kings.

Pat was on fire the whole weekend. OMG I don’t know where he came up with half of the stuff he did. We just pissed ourselves laughing for hours.

Dario even made is past 12am one night. 3:38 to be exact. We were shocked

Ryan and Mike showed off their killer Wake-boarding skills and Elise drank half a bottle of wine and woke up with Fish Eye. Haha. Fish Eye.

Maybe if we plan it right, for our next camping trip, Marlee can get all of us hunting hats with LED lights.

And that was just the first night…

Whats even funnier is that AC DC was playing in the background but you can’t hear it. So, Pat just looks like he’s crazy.

Don’t worry. There is much more to come.